freelanceplatypus
God Lied to Me
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when did this happen???
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a head empty thought that spiraled ;;
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Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978
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picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day
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is this anything
#IT IS SOMETHING TO ME#the task cottage is just a very literal dungeon#thistle is alex and the winged lion is the task master#itzumi is that contestant that always does the 1st thing the card says without reading the full thing#dungeon meshi#taskmaster
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I was expecting anything but not Bard
#75% druid which isnt a surprise ya boy just loves some flora and fauna#after that it was wizard monk and ranger all tied at 65%#ive never even played a druid but i have played a wizard a monk and a ranger#dnd
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Some of you might remember Teen & Wolf, the Lasers and Feelings hack that @freelanceplatypus and I designed with our beautiful brains a while back. It's a joy to announce that, after playtesting, editing, thinking up better jokes, and editing again, a full version with an illustrated rule book is available for free to download!
The gorgeous cover you see in this post was illustrated by @soymikki. One million thanks to Mikki, as well as to Rachel @snailparent and Cass @ambientmagic, the best playtesters we could ask for.
Please enjoy the game! Let us know if you've played it, tell us all your teen werewolf stories, and keep howling at the moon!
#we r very good at making fun games that you too can play and have fun with!#you will make a character who is so very teen (or maybe so very wolf)#(or a secret third thing)#ttrpg#Teen & Wolf
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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.
#my city does pride in september for exactly this reason#theres still events during actual pride month but the sudden swarm of open queers in the city in september is always a surprise for tourists#it was also still 86 degrees out last year but ya know
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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs
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Just going to show off my seed starters that all decided to pop up yesterday. Tomatos, cucumbers, squash, (and a second round of kohlrabi and brocolli) Gardening has only been a hobby I've gotten into the last 3 years and this is the 1st year I really got into starting plants from seeds so this is super exciting for me to see initial signs of success. (I tried starting seeds indoors and they were all failures)
Growing something is so goddamn rewarding and does wonders for my mental health. I just sit outside and stare at my little plant babies. Now I want it to be August so I can eat some tomatoes.
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#i knew my town wasnt#but youre telling me the closest town with an episode is MEDFORD!#why does MEDFORD get an episode???#an episode i knew by title alone too#supernatural
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When your biggest hater starts befriending you
#sorry but ive been consumed with thoughts of chilchuk and mickbell the last 2 weeks and like....#i think theyd fuck crazy#dungeon meshi
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four kids play a game...
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