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Used to post all the time about how I want to die and nothings changed in years haha!!!! I shoulda done it years ago!!!
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The view from my French apartment where I like to dangerously sit on my window seal and smoke cigarettes.
<< La vue depuis mon apt francais où j’aime me asseoir dangeruesment sur ma fenêtre et fumer des cigs >>
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Battery Acid Is Corrosive To Most But For Me… Its Just Fucking Yumm
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me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)
cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?
me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò
comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(
me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!
cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you
me: not if i kill myself first
cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die
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Reminder that the foot models in Skyrim are literally just shoes with a foot texture slapped over it
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man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her
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Tumblr is for venting right?
God DAMN.
I fucking CANNOT stand the white people in San Marcos. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
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My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row
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not to be unnecessarily fake deep on a wednesday afternoon but I feel like I don’t have a personality also that I’m not real
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Artist & Sculptor:
Christina Bothwell
“Season”
Cast Glass and Ceramic
9" x 12" x 5" Inches
2015
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me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
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