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こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。
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Cute Breakfast Cat Facts
Whenever I get out of the shower, Hash Brown jumps onto the counter and waits. I lean down and make a kissy face, and she headbutts my mouth. After she gets her kiss she leaves.
Eggs Benedict stands on his hind legs and kneads my thighs anytime I’m cooking. I wear fishnets and lace tights a lot and he frequently ends up stuck.
Hash Brown is so soft that she’s actually slippery. That’s why every photo of her sitting on the top of the sofa is of her trying not to slide off, like this:
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French Toast is so love with my husband that when he’s on business trips she will circle the hallway and meow mournfully for hours. Nothing I do can console her until he returns.
Eggs loves having his tummy rubbed, but only if you use your foot. No hands allowed. He’s very serious about this rule.
Hash Brown likes finding hair ties and dropping them into her water bowl. If her water bowl already has a hair tie in it, she’ll store any additional hair ties under the bathroom scale. One time we found 7 of them under there.
Eggs Benedict and French Toast often synchronize poses.
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This has been Breakfast Cat Facts! I hope they made your day a little better.
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Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 
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why are there no books about lesbian sex magick
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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
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Before vs After Adoption
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if you’re having a rough day just remember that you never have to do today again
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cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth
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why am i still laughing at this
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Can I please get a new nurse?
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