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foetp · 5 months
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well. i rewrote that bit at the end there
izzy is dying in ed’s arms. a seagull circles overhead as the crew mourns him. buttons? the light is leaving izzy’s eyes and he stops breathing. the bird lands on him. a few moments pass. then, miraculously, izzy jolts awake. his bleeding slows and then stops. he’s gonna need some time to heal, but he’ll live.
zheng forms an alliance with the crew of the revenge, and they wind up being a little mini-fleet of 3 ships - one captained by zheng, one captained by stede (with izzy as first mate), and one captained by spanish jackie. the crew of the revenge stays together (except the swede who’s with jackie), but of course there’s plenty of time for them to mingle with the other ships.
ed starts his inn by the sea, neighboring mary and anne. he gets frequent visits from the zheng/stede/jackie alliance, and slowly his place becomes something like a new, more peaceful version of the republic of pirates. lucius and pete decide to quit pirating and start a family, and they get jobs working for ed at the inn. and, after many years of pirating and adventuring, stede settles down at the inn as well.
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foetp · 5 months
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would you?
#me
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foetp · 5 months
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well. i rewrote that bit at the end there
izzy is dying in ed’s arms. a seagull circles overhead as the crew mourns him. buttons? the light is leaving izzy’s eyes and he stops breathing. the bird lands on him. a few moments pass. then, miraculously, izzy jolts awake. his bleeding slows and then stops. he’s gonna need some time to heal, but he’ll live.
zheng forms an alliance with the crew of the revenge, and they wind up being a little mini-fleet of 3 ships - one captained by zheng, one captained by stede (with izzy as first mate), and one captained by spanish jackie. the crew of the revenge stays together (except the swede who’s with jackie), but of course there’s plenty of time for them to mingle with the other ships.
ed starts his inn by the sea, neighboring mary and anne. he gets frequent visits from the zheng/stede/jackie alliance, and slowly his place becomes something like a new, more peaceful version of the republic of pirates. lucius and pete decide to quit pirating and start a family, and they get jobs working for ed at the inn. and, after many years of pirating and adventuring, stede settles down at the inn as well.
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foetp · 5 months
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absolutely obsessed with these two btw
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foetp · 5 months
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izzy: i cant believe i have to fuck stede bonnet
ed: well you dont have to
izzy: no im gonna
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how it started vs. how it's going
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foetp · 6 months
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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?
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Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
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foetp · 6 months
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alina/anastasia x the 3 types of boyfriend
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foetp · 6 months
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holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman
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foetp · 7 months
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“You feel trapped, like your whole life is being planned out for you and you’ve got no control over anything, and sometimes you don’t even know if what destiny decided is really the best thing at all. (…) You may be destined to rule Camelot, but you have a choice… as to how you do it.” DESTINY • CHOICE • CHANCE
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foetp · 7 months
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if we all spent just six hours a day working on some kind of complex tapestry in contemplative silence nobody would have the problems they currently have
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foetp · 7 months
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Made a fun little AU Generator for fic writers! As an example of how it works, if your OTP happened to be named Killian and Emma, you'd get to write a fic where Killian is an athlete and Emma is a teacher.
Go crazy with this, and reblog with a couple of your otps and what occupation they'd have in the tags! If you write any fics based on this, feel free to tag me!
Image contains alt text, but since the font is hard to read, I'll post plaintext below the cut!
@kazoosandfannypacks
AU GENERATOR
Character's Occupation= First letter of their name
A- Barber
B- Tattoo Artist
C- Barista
D- Florist
E- Teacher
F- Single Parent
G- Ski Instructor
H- Bellhop
I- Camp Counselor
J- Musician
K- Athlete
L- Soldier
M- Detective
N- Con Artist
O- Doctor
P- Pilot
Q- Actor
R- Fitness Instructor
S- Cashier
T- Zipline/Rock Climbing Instructor
U- Carny
V- Millionare
W- Haunted House Actor
X- Night shift employee
Y- Dog Walker
Z- Arcade worker
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foetp · 7 months
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everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.
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foetp · 7 months
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Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die
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foetp · 8 months
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not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say ‘900 years of time and space and i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important’
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A HUG A DAY: [15/∞] ♡ Damon & Bonnie [The Vampire Diaries: 6.15]
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