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fltwoodsmonster · 3 hours

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tony khan touched the scapegoat jack perry “cum on my jacket arms” jungle man’s cum jacket?

the scapegoat jack perry “cum on my jacket arms” jungle man

#aew

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fltwoodsmonster · 4 hours

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#q

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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The person I reblogged this from deserves happiness and love

#^w^

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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#ive been reading since 2017 but i think it was marcille #or it was on the front page of old mangadex at some point

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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#do newer dungeon meshi fans know about fgsfds?

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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Wires

#tech #rad

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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That year, a Hoover Institution economist who advised both Nixon and Reagan named Roger Freeman said the quiet part out loud when he told the San Francisco Chronicle, “We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat. That’s dynamite! We have to be selective on who we allow to go through higher education.”

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

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fltwoodsmonster · 13 hours

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#happy tag #worlds best animaallll #tho when im sick zelda usually just tries even harder to make me trip

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fltwoodsmonster · 14 hours

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me (in an old timey TV commercial voice): So, you played Fallout: New Vegas because you liked the television show so much and gosh... You may be wondering just what comes next! May I suggest trying hormone replacement therapy?