seeing trans people in public is like encountering an angel in the produce aisle. you understand

perfect little weidrdo

Gonna scream oh my Gd

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

reminder

“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.

sometimes it’s ‘dear parents why would you decide to have me if you weren’t willing to validate my emotions or teach me basic self-protection,’ and other times it’s ‘ty parents for giving me life so I could experience a world that has bagels and cream cheese’