Genuine question because my partners and I were talking about it:

There's absolutely no judgment here, I'm just really curious

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD A KINDER PLACE BY BEING KIND! THAT’S ALL IT TAKES!!

Yes booping is great for the mutual slapping, but more importantly I finally have a way to show my appreciation to my followers who are constantly in my notifs and have been for years. I adore you. I noticed when your icon changed. We've never spoken and I'm so sorry I never followed back. Boops you on the snoot

since i fully expect tumblr to monetize booping at a later date like they did with the crabs, here's your reminder to not give them any fucking money until they get their asses in gear and not only address but fix their moderation policies surrounding racism and transmisogyny and bigotry in general

No other options bc no

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a medusa whose gaze doesn't actually turn you to stone, it just makes you freeze in place like a statue, which is actually a breeding adaptation—a way to make sure that a medusa in heat can always find somewhere to lay her clutch. and this one is particularly large: every egg is bigger, and there are more of them; she's been pushing them into you for what feels like hours, her long thick cock fully sheathed inside of you, its tip pressed directly into your cervix so each egg can slide right into your warm and waiting womb. your belly is already swollen and heavy, and each new egg jostles against the ones that are already in there. frozen by her gaze, you can't struggle or flee or even move—not that you'd want to, of course: there's nothing you want more than to be her plaything, a pliant and cooperative toy to fuck and pump full of eggs whenever she wants

Just so you know, all my boops are also accompanied by a smooch or a suck on your body part of preference

Tumblr says it's a boop button, but in reality it's a gluck button, and with every press I hit the back of your throat

bite button next please

do it gay do it horny

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