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feldgeister · 12 days
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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.
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feldgeister · 14 days
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feldgeister · 27 days
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employed posters: i hate my manager unemployed posters: bidens dragoons are currently fighting mewtwo in cerulean cave hand in hand we march into the future
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feldgeister · 2 months
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feldgeister · 5 months
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feldgeister · 5 months
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I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.
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feldgeister · 5 months
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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner
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feldgeister · 5 months
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if you have a boyfriend and you start liking another guy you dont actually have to break up. basically you can put the first boyfriend in the bathroom and close the door, and then bring the second guy into the house and let them get used to each other's smells through the door. if you supervise them for the first couple weeks, they should eventually get along or at least not kill each other while youre away.
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feldgeister · 5 months
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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feldgeister · 5 months
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Mossy trees and ferns galore
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feldgeister · 6 months
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feldgeister · 6 months
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feldgeister · 6 months
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feldgeister · 6 months
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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feldgeister · 6 months
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feldgeister · 7 months
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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital
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feldgeister · 7 months
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