someone give him his hug :(
Felix: it was very cute when you linked arms with chan and then crossed the street with him
Chan: yeah, it really was
Jeongin: my teacher told me to help elders cross the street because they’re too fragile to do it themselves
Chan: excuse me?
Seungmin, to Changbin: you can’t make everyone like you
Seungmin: you’re not jeongin
Jeongin: what? not everyone likes me
Skz: who doesn’t like you?
Changbin: names. now. give us their names
it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.
Chongyun's Character Story: Xingqiu's true personality comes out around Chongyun and he likes to play small pranks on him.
Me, crying and slamming my hands on my keyboard: Excuse me while I write a 1,541,651 word fanfic about Chongyun and Xingqiu being childhood friends and growing up together.
When they're teenagers, Xingqiu's parents hire Chongyun to be his bodyguard because of his natural ability to keep spirits away. They fall in love but they hesitate to risk their friendship by confessing to each other. Xingqiu eventually gathers the courage to tell Chongyun his feelings. At the last minute, he backs out and says "haha, that was a prank". He instantly regrets it when he sees the shock and disappointment on Chongyun's face. Xingqiu tries to take it back but Chongyun makes an excuse to go home. The next night, Xingqiu goes to Chongyun's room and asks him the reason he was disappointed rather than angry at his prank. Chongyun doesn't answer him and Xingqiu confesses that it wasn't a prank but he truly like him.
Xingqiu has horrible handwriting but Chongyun is able to read it.
Xingqiu makes up "ghost sightings" just to go interesting places with Chongyun.
Xingqiu is the only one allowed to make up these "ghost sightings" for Chongyun. If someone tries to con him into buying a fake map to see a spirit or visit a tourist trap with a ghost, Xingqiu goes to confront them with the coldest smile in the world.
Chongyun often avoids things that would heighten his yang energy like heat. But there was a time him and Xingqiu tried climbing Dragonspine together. Xingqiu was cold so Chongyun made a camp, lit a fire and shared a sleeping bag so Xingqiu would be warm.
Someone once suggested that Chongyun is only with Xingqiu for his money and family name. They were quickly corrected by Xingqiu.
Xingqiu hates carrots. When they were kids, he lied to Chongyun and said they would give him the ability to see spirits from 1,000km meters away to trick him into eating his carrots for him. Chongyun now picks the carrots off Xingqiu's plate out of habit even though he knows the truth.
Chongyun avoids arguments to keep his yang energy in check and the way he holds back annoys Xingqiu at times. Xingqiu developed a sharp tongue and a talent for retorts because he often defends Chongyun when he won't fight for himself.
Guess who just pulled Chongyun and tore through his story stuff :P
A little fanfic concept about the time Chongyun ate when chili rice ball and offered to pay for everyone's meal. What if Xingqiu was there too? At the end of the dinner, Chongyun is passed out on a table and Xingqiu can't bring himself to wake him up. His big brother notices Xingqiu staring at Chongyun and offers to help carry him back to the inn for him. Xingqiu shakes his head, "No need. I'll take him back on my own."
Xingqiu can carry Chongyun on his back but he struggles with the added weight of his claymore. "How does Chongyun carry that oversized sword everywhere? I knew he was strong but I never noticed how much. It has been a while since we spared. He holds himself back too. I should make up a ghost sighting where we can go on together. Maybe a haunted house?"
Since he's lost in thought, he doesn't notice Chongyun wake up. Chongyun still feels the lingering effects of the jueyun chili and he's naturally drawn to Xingqiu's warmth. He nestles his face into his neck and his nose tickles his skin. Between the shifting weight and the surprise of the touch, he loses his balance. They end up falling into the fountain. The cold water wakes Chongyun fully and he has no idea how he ended up on top of a wet Xingqiu. They're both a blushing mess.
Xingqiu: Is there anything better than pussy?
Xingqiu: Yes, a really good book.
Xingqiu, winks at Chonguyn: And dick.
Xiangling: So… who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon?
Chongyun: We’re chopsticks!
Xiangling: Well… that’s cute!
Xiangling: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Xingqiu: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
with everything we know about them, xingqiu and chongyun is actually the funniest ship in genshin and here's why:
chongyun is the most oblivious person alive. this boy canonically struggles to grasp that novels contain made up people. xingqiu could drop hints as heavy as breeze blocks and chongyun would still never pick up on them in a million years
he is also very ignorant about his own emotions because he has to keep them so tightly under control. chongyun's popsicles get 100% less effective when xingqiu refers to him as 'dear', but chongyun's just like hmm I have no idea why this could be. I guess this must mean I need to change the ingredients
if chongyun gets too warm then there is a very real chance his yang energy will flip the fuck out. xingqiu could make him blush and chongyun would be like Oh God Oh Fuck I Need To Eat Cold Noodles With Mountain Delicacies Right This Second
chongyun has bad impulse control when his yang energy is playing up. he's probably confessed undying love to xingqiu before, maybe while dancing on a table, and has no memory of it