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if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it
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remember when dash drama looked like this
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dr phil: the real trans icon
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If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes
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weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day
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you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal
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I absolutely refuse to believe this many people on tumblr were "the smart kid" in school
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i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly
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ladies and gentlemen, you’re now experiencing an emotional turbulence. please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. sorry for the discomfort you’re feeling and enjoy the rest of the journey called life.
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