Last few years have paid off for me. I tasted the pleasure of stopping to play sports and eat without worrying about the 60 pounds that I took by pure accident. I'm not trying to get fat, but I never say no to food. If you ever want to make me gain more weight by accident: https://linktr.ee/fatlollipop
*Text message from Jessyfitness*: "Hey my favorite gym partner! I saw that they reopened our CrossFit class. It would be nice to go back together."
*omg I haven't seen this girl since the pandemic started. She has no idea I gained 70 lbs.*
Me: "Yes of course, let's go together!"
*I'm going to wear black clothes and I'm going to suck it in. That would be perfect.*
At the gym
She looks for me and she can't find me. I have to go join her.
Me: "Hi girl !"
Her: "Wait, is that you? I didn't recognize you? I see the pandemic has paid off for you."
Me: "I don't know what you're talking about, I gained a little weight. But I can to hide it well."
Her: "Ah come on, stop suck it in and show me what you're hiding"
Me: " I'm glad I can let myself go with you!"
Her : "NO WAY! What did you do to yourself?! Where are your abs ? Look like you can't see your feet anymore ? "
Me: " Well I can't ... I got my belly and my boobs in the way. "
Her: " Look at your short ! They are way to small, let that belly out for me."
Me: "Ok but don't laugh at me, you know that was an accident. I didn't gain by choice."
Her: " Hahaha! Are you kidding look at that fat gut, no way you put on 60 lbs of pure lard "by accident". Every fattening treat you raised to your lips was a conscious decision towards a big hanging gut and melon-sized tits bursting out of all your tops. I'm glad I still play lots of sports so I don't end up an obese hog like you"
With the beginning of summer, I was thinking that it would be nice to wear my small and cute dress, but I quickly realize what I’ve done to my body and my belly is just to fat for any of my old clothes. Well, I’ll be fat as a whale 🐳
I realized that at this point, I’m obese and I was thinking, I need to do something. I have never been this fat before and I decided that this pig needs to move her ass to the gym. So I put on my old gym clothes and without surprise, they just can’t handle all the pounds I have gained in the last couple of month. Well, at this point, maybe it’s just too late and the only thing to do is not going to the gym and buying new clothes 🤷🏻♀️