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Fartsy Fart From a Fartistic Fartist
If the shit that comes out my mouth were classified, they would call it a face fart.
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I don't wanna swim in Scorpio soup anymore. I'd rather we all be happy. Too much to ask, I suppose?
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yeah, because idc if any british people buy my book or not lol
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I'm always falling for the wrong guy...because dating is a trip...and this video is a lie because I have no digital friends. Any "friends" I had in this poser world were men who only wanted to sexualize me and takers who took what they could instead of being true.
I am OFFICIALLY over you...I'm over this bit haha
It's time for...Flight of the Sagittarius! 🔥🏹🔥
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Christmas Flicks | Explained 🏹
Top~Three Christmas movies of all time according to me!
Christmas with the Kranks
A Christmas Story
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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Because I don't do anything normally!
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Old writers used to be like ohhhh geeee i hope no one finds my private letters. ohhhhh my little letters they’re so beautifully written and personal i hope no one gets a hold of my big stack of personal letters ouhhh
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#slaytheday #slayallday #slayeveryday #slaythegray #slay
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If I could count how many times I said something incredibly stupid, I'd probably still be counting long after my cremation.
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Don't let the wind escape your lips if it might offend someone who cares.
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I've caused many good relationships to suffer great misunderstandings due to all the face farting involved.
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So, instead of actually saying stuff to people, I will say stuff here and hope that no people read it. Welcome to my side blog: featuring all the things I shouldn't say...and then some.
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I don't mean to say the things I do, stuff just flies out of my mouth as if I have absolutely no self-control whatsoever.
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