farmergadda
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32 he/they Vtuber, TTRPG Designer, Cake Decorator, Chicken Tender, Wife Guy. Stream=[twitch.tv/farmergadda]
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My most controversial opinion is that I'm probably going to be unloved for the rest of my life. You're pretty cool though :]
Change that lame-ass 'woe is me' attitude to a cool-ass 'me is woah' attitude and watch as you find love both inwards and outwards in life
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I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this
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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."
"Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!"
The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, "Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"
The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.
"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.
"No," his friend replied.
"Gay."
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““What is an adventuring party if not a very dangerous polycule?””
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trying to clean my house [suddenly remembers im disabled] oh god the fucking fog
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For the last time, the Diamond Authority in Steven Universe isn't a stand-in for actual fascism, it's a vehicle for the queer power fantasy of getting your transphobic grandma to understand.
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Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.
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NEW BLOGPOST! What's the point of a SANIC without the ability to do some Anime Bullshit? I float some ideas for Character creation options for my OSR Hack project.
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i can see into the future. i see... an anime convention...... my god.... one million skinny transmascs dressed as chilchuck......
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NEW BLOGPOST! What's the point of a SANIC without the ability to do some Anime Bullshit? I float some ideas for Character creation options for my OSR Hack project.
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so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid
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🐛 I'm opening PNGtuber commissions!!
Only 1 slot for now!! I'll let you know when its closed!
Regular art commission sheet
My full TOS is here!
Also here’s my KoFi for tipping me!
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