| They/Them | mid 20s | Also known as Br4v3b1rd
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Look I just basically vibe here. This blog has been active since 2014.
This place is never getting rid of me, let's be honest.
I blog about nonsense mostly- I like ff14, Maxwell/Wilson, cats, crabs, and computers.
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this
Something incredibly funny that folks over on Twitter have discovered is that if you set your computer's date to 1st April, Meteor will... change somewhat.
Looking a little more gentlemanly than usual, Meteor.
Apparently he can get pretty damn blocky too, so make sure to check your hardware if you can count his polygons.