this made me cry

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

i literally like music

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

*kicks dirt* why didnt u reblog that from me

cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of

Various patterns and colors of Trout skin

Bruh

“⚠️⚠️⚠️ This is why you should NEVER stay near the exit of a railway tunnel”

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired