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fan-of-things3131 · 4 years

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What are your thoughts od Autistic Keith hcs?

I love them! No two sets of hcs are alike, which makes it super fun and adds a lot of diversity!

Here are my personal autistic!Keith headcanons:

-Contrary to the beliefs of those around him, he’s very social and enjoys people.

—The miscommunication comes from the fact that he doesn’t get small talk, so when people to talk to him he gets that Blank Stare™️.

—Keith also has a bad situational stutter, so he tries not to put himself in a situation where he’ll say a word that he usually struggles with in front of strangers.

-He is very touch and sound sensitive.

—Touch sensitive does not mean touch adverse! He loves hugs and cuddling. :3

—He dislikes a lot of textures, but he can deal well. The only two that he can NOT handle are his own finger prints against each other and textured plastic.

—Keith loves soft and smooth, cool things.

——Thermal blankets and clothes are his absolute favorite. Slime and stressballs are a close second.

—When it comes to sounds, he is actually sensitive to the pitch, not the volume.

——He could literally sit next to a speaker playing some base at max volume but would cringe at someone clinking a glass in the next room over.

-Keith is also taste sensitive, but everything he’s ever tried is sensory heaven instead of hell.

—Except for cooked mushrooms. They are his worst enemy.

-His sense of balance, body awareness, and smell are extremely undersensitive.

—As a result he loves spinning, G-forces, negative G-forces, being upside down, and pressure.

—He walks into literally everything but doesn’t feel the pain of the impact, which causes many bruises he can’t recall getting.

-While going through the foster care system, he learned to suppress his stims, so he doesn’t consciously engage in them.

—BUT he very frequently stims while thinking, speaking, eating- basically anything that takes his focus away from what his body is doing.

——His favorite stims include: tapping his lips with his thumb, flappy hands, head shaking or twitching, and echolalia.

-Keith 100% has visual and auditory processing disorder.

—Lance: Hey man, Wanna spar? I’ve been practicing with my sword-

Keith, trying to hear what he’s saying: Hey man, finna spit on Sven crackling worlds?

Keith, internally: What the actual fu-

Keith, out loud: Sure.

—He once woke up in the middle of the night and stared at his helmet for hours because he couldn’t decide if it was a snake or not.

——His brain only figured it out after Shiro came to save him and put the helmet on his head.

—I can totally see him hearing his own breathing and mistaking it for another person even though he’s alone.

——Keith: breathes

Keith, holding a knife, convinced it was a spy in his ceiling: I won’t hesitate

-He rarely melts down or shuts down. There has to be a LOT going on or one really bad trigger to set him off.

—That being said, he can easily get overwhelmed and can spend most of his day like that if he isn’t paying attention to himself.

——That also being said, he is one of those autistics that can’t tell if he’s hungry/thirsty/overwhelmed unless he really thinks about it.

—He doesn’t have a tendency towards meltdowns or shutdowns.

——When he melts down he cries and goes completely nonverbal.

——During a shutdown he is still somewhat in control and can react normally, but also goes nonverbal.

-Keith isn’t good at making jokes or understanding them, but he is the King of perfectly timed references.

—The team: *talking about experiences they’ve had while camping*

The team: *pauses*

Keith: So, this one time at band camp-

-He is hyper empathetic but horrible at expressing it as sympathy.

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fan-of-things3131 · 4 years

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Let’s talk about Tourette’s!Cecil for a moment

I should get to bed but I’m sitting in it typing out this headcanon I’ve had for a while.

First off, I just like headcanons like this, especially for Welcome to Night Vale characters. It feels inclusive and adds the feeling that the town is very accepting and you aren’t judged based on what you’re born as.

I’m not saying he definitely canonically has Tourette Syndrome- But here’s why I think this headcanon works.

- Coprolalia (compulsive vocalization of inappropriate words or phrases) isn’t always about swearing like a lot of people think. People with Tourette’s have different levels of the kinds and frequency of “outbursts” they’ll have (if they have any- it’s not actually as common as you might think), it depends on certain things (I might talk more about that and “blurting” in a separate post), and it most certainly isn’t limited to swear words. It’s more like a compulsion to say things you know are inappropriate for the situation, taboo words, “forbidden” words if you will. Any of this sounding familiar?

The person doesn’t mean them the way they come out. Trust me, I’ve been here, it’s horrible because even if you’re a little bit angry or upset you know that what you’re about to say isn’t even in the same thread of thought, but it’s so hard to not let it slip out anyway. And then once you say it you feel awful but, at least for someone like me, you feel defiant, like “there, I said it” and risk blowing your chance to apologize. It’s basically the same thing as blurting. You don’t even know where it came from and it’s definitely not what you actually think or would normally ever say, but with one moment of letting your guard down it’s out of your mouth and oh look Cecil just said something incriminating, illegal, or seemingly insensitive.

- Palilalia is repeating your own words over and over again. I used to do this all the time, and I’ve done it a few times since but not much. I had a justification that I was just checking if what I’d said had come out right, but the compulsion partially came from a very similar feeling to motor tics. You know how people with OCD feel the need to do things over again until it “feels right”? It’s kind of like that. Think of when you have an itching bug bite, and scratching it doesn’t really work, but sometimes you can hit the right spot and it doesn’t feel as itchy for a bit longer. Somehow, whatever I said I felt like I needed to “check”, and then felt kinda like I had messed up somehow and needed to repeat it (for me, under my breath) until it was right again. Sometimes it only has to be a specific part of a word.

Now, you know how Cecil sometimes repeats certain words or phrases over two or more times? I’m not implying that it’s not always just for effect, except I am. I imagine him sitting in his chair trying to get it just right but having to stop or go round-a-bout for the sake of professionalism.

Now here’s the thing, motor and vocal tics can make it very difficult to speak without interrupting yourself. Try shrugging your shoulders like you have a shoulder cramp several times while talking. Focus a bit on how you feel and pretty soon it gets easy to lose track of your words, and then it’s not easy to hold a conversation is it? Just take a moment to imagine Cecil dealing with these sorts of things, and the fact that many people with practice can lessen tics drastically, but they come back more with stress. I just really like the headcanon of Cecil just having one of those ever-present neck-roll or arm stretch kinds of tics.

Thanks for paying attention to my rambling! Maybe soon-ish @the-angst-alchemist will type up the Oppositional Defiant Disorder!Kevin headcanon? (I’d be willing to help but IDK much more than you do)

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fan-of-things3131 · 4 years

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Blind Cecil Headcanons

Ok, so I was thinking about the fact that ‘Cecil’ means 'blind’, and I was like… “Yo, blind!Cecil, that’s a pretty cool idea.” But then I thought about it some more, and remembered that, wait no he’s driven before, he’s described things as if he firsthand saw them, and on top of that, is a blind person going to last very long in the madness of Night Vale?? People with all their senses have died just by living in that fucking town, there’s no way someone with only four could survive. But I liked the idea still, so I kept thinking about it.

I was really trying to find a way for this to work, because for whatever reason, I was really really fond of it. Then one day it hit me. I was thinking about the Station Management’s office, and how Cecil managed to describe the approximate dimensions of it without ever having been inside. Yeah, ok, windows are a thing. I know that. But he also stressed the fact that no one’s actually been inside or SEEN Station Management, and while those cloudy-as-fuck (whatever the specific name for them) windows exist, you can’t clearly make out the inside of a room without seriously leaning in close… And who wants to do that with Station Management just behind that window? I wouldn’t. Also it strikes me as MORE than a little odd that Cecil can describe things as if he were RIGHT THERE, seemingly as the thing is going on, while obviously still in the studio.

What if he has a sixth sense?Well, fifth, technically, in this case… But you know. What if he doesn’t need to see? What if he just… KNOWS things? Not everything, mind you. He wouldn’t know what colors are, or even much detail. It’d be like Toph from The Last Airbender or Terezi from Homestuck. Seeing but not seeing.

This kind of makes his sheer adoration of Carlos a little more….worthy of the tears of thousands of shippers, I guess? Because what if, yes, he sees the OUTLINE of Carlos. But what he really sees is the ENTITY of Carlos, everything he is. Because with this second sight, he isn’t visually seeing Carlos, he’s KNOWING his existence in an inexplicable, hard-to-understand-as-someone-without-the-ability way. Carlos isn’t perfect, he’s just an average guy. But to Cecil, he’s MORE than perfect. And the hair thing? It’s probably one of the only easily “seen” physical aspects of a person, along with eyes and mouths. And it’s not that Cecil disliked it short; he disliked that there was less of Carlos there for him to sense.

And what if the weather was music because that’s how he senses sky colors? Or colors in general? I dunno, like a very very extreme version of synesthesia? (If you don’t know what that is, it’s this super cool, super weird brain thing. I have it, actually, but I don’t like talking about it… I’ll make a post on it later if asked)

That’s all for this, I’m getting flustered and,I don’t know, I’m no scientist. I guess I just wanted to make sense of this cool headcanon, I really don’t know what I’m talking about……………

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fan-of-things3131 · 4 years

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Imagine Chuuya Baking

Kouyou draging a surly 15 yr old Chuuya into the kitchen to bake cupcakes cause “If you don’t find a decent hobby outside of work you’ll end up as screw loose as Dazai!”

16 yr old Chuuya baking cheesecake for Kouyou cause it does wonders for her mood when she gets really crabby for a week every month.

17 yr old Chuuya trying to experiment with more complex recipes while smacking Dazai’s hand away from the batter with a wooden spoon.

Aku checking on Chuuya after hearing about the car bomb and finding him taking his frustration out on a bowl of eggs with a whisk. All available counter space is packed with soufflé.

Chuuya baking cookies and handing them out to his subordinates after a job well done.

Chuuya breaking into Aku & Gin’s apartment and leaving a variety of muffins and tarts so they don’t have an excuse to skip breakfast.

The number of explosive accidents around HQ being cut in half after Chuuya promised Kajii a homemade lemon cake for every month he doesn’t blow up the building.

Mori lamenting about how Chuuya could double the amount of clean money the mafia makes if he took over a small mafia run bakery. If only he wasn’t already short one executive…

Elise loudly exclaiming that Chuuya’s double chocolate fudge cookies are for her ALONE! And by no means is Chuuya allowed to go bake them for such a insignificant little bakery!

Aku asking Chuuya to teach him how to bake bread. Chuuya teaching him to make rye, sour dough and cinnamon swirl bread in a single day. (Aku cuts up the rye and sour dough into bready cubes to give to Higuchi. He debates sharing the cinnamon swirl with Gin.)

I’m blaming @chuuyabelongswithhappiness and @fy-soukoku for this one.

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fan-of-things3131 · 4 years

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Chuuya Shopping Head Canons (Ft. Dazai)

Chuuya LOVES shopping

He usually shops for clothes and accessories

If he wants to spoil himself, he’ll go shopping for vintage wines

He hates shopping with Dazai. With a capital ‘H’.

Why?

Because when there’s something he really wants and it’s the last one in stock, Dazai buys it before Chuuya can even blink.

He buys it Right. In. Front. Of. Him. Just to piss Chuuya off. Dazai doesn’t even plan on using it.

Chuuya probably has a collection of coupons and gift cards at his disposal

He keeps them in a safe to prevent Dazai from stealing any (but we all know that doesn’t work)

Since he’s a regular to like, every shop, he always gets free stuff

Chuuya’s favourite shop: Any shop.

Heck, this smoll cinnamon roll that could kill would even walk into a bra shop. Go figure.

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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Fun random Dazai headcanons

For @endofqs. I hope you like these!

Dazai probably has very few personal possessions. His room might be one of those with a big cracked window that he doesn’t bother to fix, and where the most prominent thing is the bookshelf. He doesn’t cook often and doesn’t clean often. Probably keeps questionable drugs and substances in his cabinet.

His work desk is a mess though. Has a mixture of documents, books and newspapers lying around everywhere.

Dazai is afraid of people learning his real emotions/intentions. When he was younger he was somewhat more carefree about what he said (in Dark Era he pretty much had no filter; he could start a conversation with “man fears death, yet he yearns for it”). Over the years, Dazai has perfected his disguise, partially because he doesn’t know what would happen if he took it off. When confronted with a personal question, he would skirt around and try to avoid the subject. If asked to verify something he would prefer to hide, he wouldn’t outright deny it but wouldn’t admit it either.

He has difficulties imagining himself having meaningful or healthy connections with people. He probably tries not to plan ahead too far in terms of his relationships with others. In the ADA, for example, he probably has no idea how long he will stay with them, and in all likelihood avoids thinking about it.

Puts little thought into his appearance but somehow manages to look pleasant (and unkempt). Probably gets his taste in clothes from a favorite author.

Has difficulty managing his finances because he never had to worry about it before in the Mafia.

Tried to teach Akutagawa to drink because he thought it was the only way to socialize.

Played a drinking game with Chuuya and won by swapping his own shots with water.

Used to be addicted to morphine.

Has unnaturally sound knowledge of medical substances.

Still has difficulties keeping a regular sleeping schedule.

Prefers coffee to tea.

Knows how to dance.

Tried to smoke Oda’s cigarettes but couldn’t stop coughing so he gave it up. Too troublesome way to die.

Tried to teach Atsushi a code word for “Kunikida-kun is here”.

Tried to write “suicidal beauty” into Kunikida’s notebook.

Tried to look for Atsushi’s paw pads.

Tried to braid Ango’s hair and almost got banned from the records room for it.

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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I always noticed Lance’s screams during the bike chase scene in ep 1, but only now I realized why.

Unlike everyone else, he is the only one who isn’t sitting on the bike. And in the beginning, it goes pretty smoothly,

until the makes the most crucial mistake ever - let go of the bike to say “Ok I get it! So that was an insult”

After this Keith turns left, which makes Lance completely loose balance.

And from that point on, Lance never lets go of the bike ever again. Also, he starts screaming like a mad man.

And his face when Keith hints he’s going to turn right is the most perfect thing ever!

HE FREACKING NEVER STOPS GRABBING THE GOD DAMN BIKE GUYS! THAT’S HOW BIG OF A SCARE HE GOT IN THAT TURN.

plus his panic when the cliff appears makes a lot more sense since he barely survived the first turn.

BONUS:

this confirm bottom!Keith for me. have a nice day!

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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This is very aesthetically pleasing to me I would 100% wear this

If any of you my sweeties would like to wear my art, let me know in the private message or in https://www.instagram.com/a_scien/ DM xx

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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first kiss

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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Be More Chill | July 3, 2019 Matinee

Will Roland caught me off guard with this one so I was leaning over laughing

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Pilot Error

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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keith headcanons

━ when he was 12 he would carry a taser and a pepper spray everywhere he goes and would use them whenever someone pisses him off

━ keith, slamming the door shut: ‘I HATE YOU, SHIRO. I NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU. I WISH I HAD A DIFFERENT BROTHER!!’

- keith, 17 minutes later: ‘hey shiro, sorry i said all that stuff. i love you, you’re the coolest big brother. can we order food now’

━ he got suspended once because he accidentally caused a fire and instead of putting it out he threw everything flammable and made the fire bigger

━ keith: ‘shiro, what’s your favourite colour?’

- shiro, happily: ‘black’

- keith: ‘your name means white, though. you don’t make sense, shiro’

━ keith once tried to eat a lighter and when someone asks why it was because he wanted to have fire-breathing powers

━ he joined the baseball team only to have access to the bat and whenever someone annoys him he whacks them with his bat

━ he got a toy sword for his birthday present and he brings it everywhere he goes. sometimes when someone annoys him, he would poke them really hard with it

━ he saw a really cute boy in his class and gained a tiny crush. the first thing he did was challenge him to a sword duel

━ shiro: ‘hey keith, did you take the kitchen knife to show and tell at school today’

━ when keith finally had his drivers license he bought his first motorcycle with his savings and drove around until 9pm

━ his first ever friend beside shiro was matt. they met at the garrison. he and matt would do pranks on iverson and shiro everytime they hang out

━ keith: ‘so like. do you know who lance is’

- matt: ‘lance. lance, lance, lance. oh! oh, you mean lance!’

- keith, grinning: ‘yeah!’

- matt: ‘no, don’t know him’

- keith, immediately pulling out his knife: ‘please die’

━ keith: [bumps into lance] lance: ‘oops, sorry’

- keith, internally: ‘okay, keith. this is your chance. tell him it’s okay and smile. maybe ask him to hang sometime’

- keith, externally: ‘watch your fucking step, asshole’

━ hunk: ‘hi, i’m hunk! you probably don’t know me, but i’m a friend of lance’s? he’s still pretty upset about that one time you elbowed him and you didn’t say sorry’

- keith: ‘i never elbowed him’

- hunk, smiling with tears in his eyes: ‘please just date him’

━ keith: ‘can you move? you’re in my seat’

- lance, obviously pining: ‘why don’t you move! or maybe not- we can- we can sit down together if you want. there’s like. a spot next to me so like. yeah, sit next to me’

- keith, not moving: ‘ok we can sit together but you’re in my seat’

━ lance aced a test once and he was so happy he accidentally hugged keith and keith smiled at him, lance had a whiplash and couldn’t stop thinking about it for 5 whole days

━ he still has the taser and pepper spray and he tasered iverson once and sprayed pepper at matt a couple of times

━ matt: ‘you’re the reason i wear glasses’

- keith: ‘now that’s just uncalled for’

━ keith, seeing pidge for the first time: ‘(internally) who the fuck is this matt cosplayer’

━ keith, unlocking his bayard: ‘damn. kinda wish it was a taser’

- keith, seeing pidge’s bayard works like a taser: ‘(softly) the fuck is this homophobia’

━ keith, laying down on his bed while starring at the ceiling: ‘(thinks about lance) yep. i’m gay’

━ allura found him screaming and being chased by blue who was firing her weapons at him. soon she found out that keith had tried to sneak into blue’s cockpit and find out if lance had feelings for him

━ he goes out to the kitchen at 2am and coran thinks he’s some sort of creature that got into the castle by accident

- coran then sets up a trap. the next morning, keith is hanging upside down. coran finally understood that keith was the one making noises at 2am and not a scary creature

- keith, upside down: ‘i’ve been like this since 2am. someone please put me down’

━ keith: ‘does lance like me’

- allura, visibly annoyed: ‘keith, you’ve been here for the 17th time now. i told you i don’t know’

- keith, walking away: ‘ok, i’ll ask again in a few minutes’

━ accidentally blurts out ‘i love you’ to lance and then immediately runs away from him

━ lance: ‘so. wanna go out sometimes?’

- keith: ‘we’re in space’

- lance:

- lance: ‘nevermind’

- keith, at 4am: ‘(bolting right up) HE WAS ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE’

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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Everybody who reblogs this will get a picture of my dog in their submissions.

Everybody

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fan-of-things3131 · 5 years

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oo: tell me everything about your synthesia AU I want to know everything

settle down now children its time for your #1 klance king to tell yall about my synesthesia au

(if you dont know i have synesthesia which is a neurological thing where some of your senses are connected to others; like seeing colors in sounds or colors in numbers and shit so i applied it to klance w the help of my datemate)

-basically keith has synesthesia (has been diagnosed)

-i was originally going for keith being able to taste things in sounds but i was too sleep deprived and i forgot in that picture lmao so he sees colors in sounds instead

-growing up was a real struggle because everyones voice except for shiro had a really disgusting garbage colored voice, it made it hard for him to actually connect w anyone

-shiro is his older adopted brother ever since keiths biological parents died

-he opened up to shiro gradually mostly because of his pretty royal purple voice, but also because he was the first person who was really like a true family member

-flash forward to when keith is 16 and shiro is like 24 or whatever he meets pidge and they pique his interest because their voice is a? intriguing shade of green

-like its not disgusting

-at all

-also keith knows pidge because shiro knows their older brother matt because theyre best friends (read: matt is totally gay for shiro)

-they know allura and coran through matt and keith is hashtag Blessed because their voices arent dededesgusting

-but anyways

-pidge sees how much of a loner keith is and decides to get lance to meet up with him and just watch what happens

-so keith and lance meet

-and lance barely gets out his name before suddenly keith is red as a tomato

-why you ask??? who knows

-hint: its because of his voice

-its the most beautiful ocean blue that keiths ever seen and oh wow this guy is also hot as fuck

-“omg dude are you ok” ‘oh jesus christ no your voice is so blue and i cant take it holy shit’ “….yes”

-they become fast friends, but really theyre more of “”“enemies”“” (of course) because they constantly bicker and argue

-((shiro says theyre like an old married couple))

-also he meets hunk and he finds it interesting because his voice is a nice yellow and not everyone has a yellow voice

-after talking to lance keith always just becomes gay tenfold because he cant stop thinking about how pretty lances voice is

-(i cant either)

-keith can feel a crush setting in and is immediately screaming because “oh hell no i am not attracted to this stuck up douche bag-”

-but oh how he is

-he finds himself falling terribly hard, and shiro isnt a help

-shiro just laughs like the good brother he is

-his last resort is pidge and now hes just diddly darn desperate

-“pidge im gay for lance”“yeah i figured. what does that have to do with me”“you can actually talk to him without seeing his voice”“good point. why are you talking to me”

-but theyre just kidding and they help him come up w a plan with minor complaining

-the plan is… Terrible tbh

-keith is totally in love with music since it blocks out everything else and its just so pretty so they come up with a mixtape sort of deal

-its not keiths idea but he goes along w it bc he cant think up anything else

-so they compile up a mixtape with a bunch of songs that remind keith of lance and keith is. dead

-(he doesnt think its very good heck)

-keith eventually meets up with lance after avoiding him like the plague just to shove the mixtape in his hands and then storm away

-he was blushing furiously and lance was confused

-keith had written in sharpie “PLAY ME” on the mixtape so lance had walked home and listened to it

-and he was. really into the music on the playlist

-at the end instead of just cutting out it had keith confessing and explaining a bit about the mixtape

-“ive got something called synesthesia and… youre voice is honestly?? really, really beautiful. and i like you??? please go out w me?”

-and shit happened and they got together bc lance said yes and then proceeded to kiss keith and it was gay

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fan-of-things3131 · 6 years

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I am psyched

Cannot wait

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