guys wtf kids are getting inot relationships in like the fifth grade? bitch i was pretending to be nightmare moon from my little pony when I was ten
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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
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not enough orbs in video games these days. 15 years ago games were all about finding orbs. there was nothing wrong with that.
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baby girl you literally smell like ants
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people on twitter will say literally anything huh
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to myself,
i am trying to love you more
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I got curious and made this. Which do you see when you read?
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what’s the thing you had to miss out on because of Miss Rona that you’re most bitter about?
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my special trick is when i suplex people i grab them way too high up on their body so when i do the slam my head hits the ground first and i die and they have to feel the eeriness of a corpse laying on top of them
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I'm just farming karma by doing good deeds so when I eat it in 60 years or get stabbed for being snarky in public I can respawn as a foxgirl
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how do you emotionally move forward when life is so stagnant rn ?? we cant go anywhere or see anyone and it’s cold outside .. the only kind of character development or emotional growth rn probably comes from lots of introspection which kinda makes u think in circles alot of the time?? and go crazy?? i make a lot of drawings to deal with it and it helps but idk .. i guess theres no real answer to this im just thinking
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It’s been my experience that fandom commentary becomes less comprehensible as you get older not because you’re unfamiliar with the media it’s talking about, but because you’re familiar with too many pieces of media it could plausibly be talking about. Like, I can think of six different things just off the top of my head that prominently feature a sexually repressed guy named Steve, and y’all are not bringing the necessary context to the table here.
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Youre having daytime sex with autozone employees?
They close at 8 pm.
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bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !
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That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.
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