it's because you're always on that damn vibrator

Fuck it

Get Down On It Friday

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

I can finally play ESO which i love so much because i have a good pc that wont overheat and die if i do so i went about making my new second era OC last night who i decided would be a traditionalist first aldmeri dominion supporter khajiit named Ji'Barri because ive never written or RPed for a hardcore traditionalist before. Anyway i got socked in the jaw when Max pointed out that I combined the prefix for "bachelor male" with the suffix for "unapproachable by females/not to be given leadership titles" in the same name. For the dude im making into a Tamriel pseudo-fascist.

I didn't just make a bitchless khajiit. I made a goddamn incel.

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

Laungry

manic pixie dream divorced guy

i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.