Tumgik
f1incorrectquotes · 8 months
Text
*at a zoo*
Lando: What are they in for?
Carlos: Lando, this isn’t prison
Lando: So they can leave?
Carlos: No, but-
Lando: *pointing at a Otter* I bet that one murdered someone
393 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Max: I have to kill him
Dan: Who?
Max: *glaring at Charles* I don’t know how to flirt with him so he must die
316 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Fernando: *to the rest of the drivers* Alright, listen up you little shits
Fernando: not you Esteban, you’re an angel and I’m glad you’re here
Max: No he’s not
Seb: So is Mick
247 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Charles: It’s illegal to be cuter than me.
Max: Guess we’re all going to jail then
192 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Lando: You can have the top bunk.
Max: I… What?
Lando: You can have the top bunk, I’ve always preferred the bottom.
Max: … It’s a single bed
Lando: *grabbing a pillow and crawling under the bed* I said what I said
226 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Daniel: Hello Max, marry me?
Daniel: I mean, hello Max, Merry Christmas. Haha stupid autocorrect
Max: This is a verbal conversation
331 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Daniel: Last year for Christmas I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive
Daniel: I woke up in a box
182 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Max: Dear Santa,
Max: I’m writing to let you know I’ve been naughty
Max: And it was worth it, judgemental bastard
262 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Lando: George and Alex told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 15
Lando: Well jokes on them because I’m at the shopping centre and guess who’s fucking here
172 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
Dan: Where are you going?
Max: To get ice cream for Lando or commit a war crime, I’ll decide on the way there
Lando: :D
168 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Note
Kimi: Don't take it like that, in special, i only love 4 people: seb, you, my son and my wife.// I feel really bad for his daughter now😂😭😭
I didn’t write it but I also didn’t notice it. I completely forgot that he had a daughter too 😂😭😂😭
++This quote here++
16 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Note
Lando Norris: Is it okay if I swear?// I am now imagining this quote with Max and Mick😂😂
Honestly I was thinking about that the other day when I saw the ‘beep beep beep’ video 😂😂 it’s so true though Mick asking if he can swear and then feeling really nervous
++The quote here++
16 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 2 years
Text
George: Okay, truth or dare?
Lando: Truth
George: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lando: ... Dare
George: Go to bed
Lando: I’ve decided that I don’t like this game
188 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 3 years
Text
Seb: Kimi, I know you don’t like anyone wishing you happy birthday, so crappy day to you!
Kimi: Still too much.
Seb: I assume you’re not doing anything to celebrate tonight
Kimi: Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.
133 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 3 years
Text
Daniel: I need you to swear-
Lando: Fuck
Daniel: Swear as in promise
172 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 3 years
Note
I've been thinking of starting my own incorrect F1 blog for a while now but I don't want you or the other already existing accounts to thinking I'm trying to plagiarize your content. Would it still be alright for me to make me own?
Of course it is! More blogs are welcome and nobody should mind!
10 notes · View notes
f1incorrectquotes · 3 years
Text
Max: I know you might find this hard to believe, but… I made a mistake
Lando: You making a mistake, never.
137 notes · View notes