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hey will you ever post hog. will our eyes ever be graced with your peanits weanits
sorry this sight is reserved for whoever i'm dating and for my future mortician and his 50 mortician colleagues he'll forward it to and for whatever ifunny equivalent morticians use that they'll upload it to
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#there are still movies like this. you guys just don’t go watch them#sometimes I don’t even go watch them
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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
Neil has been making straight BANGERS for 18 years
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the two subgenders of girl: martyr (dead) or schemer (soon to also be Dead)
#I’m shopping for genders at this post#purchasing girl:martyr for later installation into the genderqueer slot
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the aromantic agenda
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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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smoked salmon got me acting unwise
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Who's your favorite archetype of the mother goddess?
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my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste
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