𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 | 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
a bunch of starters for things to say to evil muses !! trigger warning for mention of murder and blood.
“ get off of her/him/them !! “
“ you’re a fucking psychopath. “
“ you’re evil. “
“ don’t you fucking touch her/him/them !! “
“ you’re insane. “
“ you really can’t stop being evil for one second, huh ? “
“ what now, huh ?! you gonna kill me ?! “
“ don’t you ever get tired of being terrible ? “
“ you’re an awful person, you know ? “
“ you killed her/him/them ! “
“ you’re a fucking murderer ! “
“ how many people have you killed ? “
“ get away from me, freak ! “
“ if you touch her/him/them again, I’ll kill you. “
“ don’t hurt me ! please ! “
“ you are a thief of joy. “
“ you’re a fucking monster. “
“ why are you so mean ? “
“ give up. I’d never die by your hand. “
“ that’s not very nice of you. “
“ oh, my god ! you stabbed me ! “
“ so you’re trying to kill me now ? “
“ that was a creative way to kill someone. “
“ you’re covered in blood ! get the fuck away from me ! “
“ what’s your problem, huh ?! nobody loved you as a child ? “
“ I’m sorry that you turned out this way. “
“ we could’ve had something, if you weren’t so fucking evil. “
“ don’t touch me ! “
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we just have to have another year now i guess.
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pre-heroes cumber ??? idk this was very low-effort in terms of redesigning LOL
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another attempt at a redesign for cumber, i just decided away with his shirt
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BRUISES on my knuckles
Dripping BLOOD on my lips
A FIRE in my eyes
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My piece for a pinup zine i participated in a little while ago! Pre-orders ended yesterday, so this is the full piece
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Big Bill Hell’s Cars Sentence Starters.
you’re welcome.
“Fuck you ____!”
“You can kiss my ass!”
“Bad deals!”
“Thieves!”
“It’s our/my belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit!”
“Guaranteed!”
“If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass!”
“You heard us/me right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!”
“Bring your wife!”
“We’ll fuck her!”
“That’s right!”
“We’ll/I’ll fuck your wife!”
“You’re fucked six ways to Sunday!”
“Take a hike!”
“That’s right, challenge pissing!”
“How does it work?”
“If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!”
“Don’t fuck with us/me, or we’ll/I’ll rip your nuts off!”
“Hurry up asshole!”
“This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker!”
“Go to hell!”
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for real this time i might be making charms
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my lovingly cultivated ship that I am finally after two years making headcanons for
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