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evilmario666 7 hours ago
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She didn鈥檛 die in my past life and instead left the narrative to travel to the future to go to college and find herself.
*Attacks you* (No miss no nothing)
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evilmario666 11 hours ago
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Discovered it in my past life as Mapleshade and it carries over to all other lives of mine
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evilmario666 11 hours ago
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This isn鈥檛 even about feminism. Women are just able to dodge all of my attacks. Ask how they do it not me
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evilmario666 16 hours ago
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Yes to all three
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evilmario666 a day ago
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Unless you鈥檙e a woman
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evilmario666 a day ago
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*Attacks you* (No miss no nothing)
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evilmario666 3 days ago
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I鈥檓 still in the torture room for disobeying. They鈥檙e still playing Tramp Stamps nightcore.聽
I still have smallpox and a clock on fire for a head by the way
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evilmario666 3 days ago
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I still have smallpox and a clock on fire for a head by the way
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evilmario666 3 days ago
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evilmario666 3 days ago
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StarClan isn鈥檛 listening to us samjohn10
Remember.
TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.聽
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evilmario666 4 days ago
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They鈥檙e turning Florida Man into Florida Them by the way.
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evilmario666 5 days ago
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evilmario666 5 days ago
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My Once-ler AU ; O鈥橦are鈥檚 Pets
Pet Once-lers! Everyone鈥檚 buying them. In the upper class of society, it seems like everyone has a pet Once-ler. From the Kardashians, to Joe Biden, to Markiplier, it seems like everyone on the news or on the big screen has a little Once-ler (or two, or three) at home.聽
Business tycoon king O鈥橦are has won the Nobel Prize for his expert work in animal domestication and gene research. Once-lers may look human, but they鈥檙e docile and complacent, and so, so cute, and so much fun! He鈥檚 made billions off of his company, O鈥橦are鈥檚 Pets, breeding and selling Once-lers.聽
Once-ler breeding factories are major landmarks in the world鈥檚 most populous cities. They鈥檙e always gyms in Pokemon Go.
Then there鈥檚鈥 the Greed-lers.
Greed-lers have breaks in their DNA that gives them free will. Greed-lers are said to be killed at birth, turned into Thneeds for the rich elite to wear. But what happens when there鈥檚 some slacking off in the breeding factories?
When the Czech Republic gets an influx of Greed-ler adoptions, they start telling the Once-lers that they are much more than pets. They are independent, beautiful, and worthy beings. The country quickly gets overthrown by the Once-ler resistance, and Prague鈥檚 Once-ler breeding factory is burned to the ground.聽
As the Greed-lers go across country borders pretending to be human, they tell all of the Once-lers that they are more than pets.聽
It鈥檚 a war between the Once-lers and the wealthy elite. Who will win?聽
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evilmario666 6 days ago
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I鈥檓 doing it for feminism.
I just ate an entire oil rig
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evilmario666 6 days ago
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I did it for feminism.
I just ate an entire oil rig
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evilmario666 6 days ago
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I just ate an entire oil rig
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