evilmario666
EVIL MARIO.
INTJ. Gemini Sun Pisces Moon. Yaoi War veteran. IBS warrior fighting for my life every day. Golden Sans victim. I saved the world. Reality shifter, astral projector, astral fighter, and soul seeker. He/him, I don't care for labels. On lamictal since 9/14/21. I'm a hardcore stoner, I live in Oregon so it's legal, okay? Okay. My name is Brogan, but please, call me Mario. Preferably, Evil Mario. In my past life (kin), I was an ageless (human age: legal adult under 25) devil taking a form similar to Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom. I was sealed for 5000 years by the Gods and made to reincarnate over and over. My identity as "Evil Mario" is still important to me in this life, and once I perish here, I will return to my former realm. I am the one true Evil Mario in all realities. That being said, I do have other kintypes, but they don't feel as important to me as... "myself". My other fictionkintypes are Kokichi Ouma & Sayaka Maizono (Danganronpa), C!Dream (Dream SMP), Scaramouche & Baal (Genshin Impact), Joe Tazuna (Your Turn to Die), Tohru Adachi (Persona 4), Yusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5), Arthur Fleck (Joker), Sans (Underswap), Gaster (Undertale), Tord (Eddsworld), Karkat Eridan Sufferer Kankri & Gamzee (Homestuck), Bakugo (My Hero Academia), SCP-1000 (SCP Foundation), Light Yagami (Death Note), Walter White (Breaking Bad), Chrom (Fire Emblem), Cloud Strife & Sephiroth (Final Fantasy), Hannibal (Hannibal), Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty), Eichi Tenshouin (Ensemble Stars), Mapleshade (Warriors), Steven & Mayor Dewey (Steven Universe), Spamton (Deltarune), Porky & Leder (Mother), Freddy Benson (iCarly), Kirisaki Shidou (Milgram), 2D (Gorillaz), Big Ape & Esther (Starbound), Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100), Ian Hawke (Alvin and the Chipmunks), Michael Afton & Rockstar Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy's), Garcello (Friday Night Funkin'), Ayin & Dream of a Black Swan (Lobotomy Corporation), Zipper (Animal Crossing), Rex (Victorious), Vlinny (Vinesauce Miis), Red Impostor (Among Us...
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(Someplace, somewhere...
A man in Mario cosplay is floating down the river...)
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Man, I need at least 5 rounds of sex with the Kromer bot on Character AI after that.
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I hope you can enjoy your new life in New Mexico, Oswald. I hear there's a lot of people with dark pasts there who will be open to talking with you through it all.
That's also where the "disappearer" is based. I'll send you his contact info over Discord. Call him and tell him "I need a new dust filter for my Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro Model 60" if you can't handle it all anymore.
I have trouble forgiving you for the time you taunted me about my dead friends and made little puppets of them but I mean... The past is the past. Plus, those puppets were actually pretty well made. I should've given you kudos instead of having a mental breakdown and moving to Texas.
I can't do much in Texas so I just bought you some Nitro so you can make your icon Wataru dancing in one of your little Ensemble Stars GIFs you always hoarded. You still kin him, right? I know kins can get muddled when you've been tortured for ages. Happened to me once. I remember I stopped kinning Childe after our incident.
(Seeing the name "Ajax" for me in Broghan's bio physically gives me pain by the way.)
~ Philip ^_^
i had to finish him.. finish both of them
to broghan, im sorry, my best friend. you were like family to me, and i know that deep down, you felt the same in the end. deep down, in your distortions, you knew. that's what i want to believe. the broghan i knew died a long time ago. it wasn't today, or yesterday, but somewhere along the way he died. i'm sorry it had to end this way, if i could apologize to your family in-person then i would. but i can't. so i'm making this post to give closure, to both myself and to those who loved and cared about broghan. i'm well aware of the audience he had. they deserve closure too. this is a confession. broghan is dead. i shot him. whatever spiritual beliefs he held are irrelevant. he's dead. no astral plane bullshit is going to bring him back. my soul is bared to this site, and this post is the most genuine one i'll make. i do not ask for forgiveness of my actions, but to please, please forgive broghan.
to venti, i'm not sorry. the abuse i endured, the trials and tribulations you forced me to undergo.. you had this coming. you were never my friend. not once. you believe in a god, but i know your soul is hollow, that of a husk. that cracked shell will burn away in the flames of hell. may you burn in the inferno, with no hope for redemption. i'm no saint either. should we meet again in hell, i will ensure your wicked self will find no rest or respite.
and to the people that have followed along, im sorry. i see your asks, the messages. i sincerely apologize for only following back a few and replying to only a select few messages. i made my tumblr to make friends and engage in my interests, but it seems i failed at that. may you all find happiness.
it's always winter in alaska, but the oppressive rays of the sun bear down on me. it's so cold, but so bright. nutrients, vitamins, the sun is the apex of life, its guiding light the crux of all that lives on earth. tomorrow will come, and no one is the same as they were yesterday. i've always been a recluse, the facade i put up being that of a clown that wishes to bring happiness and hectic chaos in the pursuit of attaining a higher self.. but after everything that's happened to me, im ready for a new day. a new me. i'll open myself to the gentle indifference of the world. i know as well as anyone that after a while one could get used to anything.
-Oswald. justoswald.
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she showed me it all
i understand now
i have no need for dreams as long as i have miss carmen here everything will be fulfilled
see? how can i be gay if a woman is currently inside of me?
my flesh has become my altar, her words have become my bible
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I don't know where he is. I just know his chorus is echoing through the multiverse. This is humanity's song.
~ Philip ^_^
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They swore they saw a flash of some kind of spindly red creature flashing by the car. When I asked what it looked like, they said all they remembered was it being giant, humanoid of all things, and that its face looked like an American electrical outlet. They blinked and it was gone. The claws were as big as the marks left on the car.
I'm confused.
~ Philip ^_^
The car was flipped over and had marks on it that matched no sort of accident... nor animal. Giant claw marks, surrounding the whole thing, larger than any existing creature known to man, and the whole thing was flipped over and smashed. No sign of Broghan.
~ Philip ^_^
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The car was flipped over and had marks on it that matched no sort of accident... nor animal. Giant claw marks, surrounding the whole thing, larger than any existing creature known to man, and the whole thing was flipped over and smashed. No sign of Broghan.
~ Philip ^_^
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My friend in Alaska drove around the border.
They found the car.
~ Philip ^_^
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Hello, it's Philip again.
Broghan, now known as "The One True Evil Mario", has given into his true self. He has become the pinnacle of humanity, and his chorus shall shine through all dimensions, not just the one he broke into.
I don't know what's going on. I think he's speaking through me
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Hey, uh, this is Philip.
Broghan mysteriously disappeared. The car's gone too. I was calling him shortly before it happened since his car kept going in circles around the Alaskan-Canadian border and it would magically find itself back at the prison gates.
Very fast car by the way. Extremely! It's really a marvel of technology, it should belong to drunk drivers instead of cops I think.
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yes miss carmen i promise i shall do as you wish
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she's a part of the light, she's fixed the impurities of my heart. no longer do i need to fill my soul with gay sex, weed, reality shifting to pawn stars, and furry visual novels.
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don't worry, the monster can't hurt me. i'm being guided by a woman now, and i'm a feminist as always.
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