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evil-9enguin · 11 months
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why are my only options queerbating with 7 seasons or actual gay people with 2 seasons max and a cancelation
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evil-9enguin · 2 years
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I LOVE mean blonde lesbians, but if they were ever mean to me? Crying, shaking, throwing up, I would be absolutely devastated, and doomed to never recover.
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evil-9enguin · 2 years
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there have been a lot of (canonly) unexplained moments on various television shows i’ve watched over my years being alive, but the one that haunts me the most is definitely quinn fabray asking rachel berry “when you were singing that song, you were singing it to finn and only finn, right?” and then holding back tears when rachel hugs her. what was up with that? what was. what was that. what WAS that?????????
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evil-9enguin · 2 years
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how fucking dare tumblr change while i was gone
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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bisexual character: *does something stupid*
me, a stupid bisexual: i love you so much my sweet summer child
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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tumblr isntcringe like twitter, its self aware cringe, which is like high camp 
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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sir your tits are simply diabolical
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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teenager in 2005: my parents sold me to crazy frog
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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BNECGHLOE BECHLOE KISS [from twitter]
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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SOOOOO SICK OF BEING ONLINE MAYBE I AM AN ADDICT TO MY PHONE MAYBE THE BOOMERS WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!! please god please please please let me go to an art museum let me lay in the sun and read a book or something oh my god I am going to KILL MY SELF !!!!!!!!!!!!! #ketodiet #indiefilm #cottagecore #style
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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most ccs: omg i love my fans..... I appreciate you guys so much thank you so much for all the support..!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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evil-9enguin · 3 years
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i was dipped in a barrel of toxic slutch when i was born
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