among us doesn't feel like a video game anymore. it feels closer to a mythology at this point. it's a presence, an abstract concept
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You’re laughing. My mother sold me as an NFT to One Direction and you’re laughing.
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England people are so funny they always be saying. I’m not bovered
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if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.
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so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
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i think chris fleming is important enby representation because they're just. so far away from what people read as nonbinary like. People expect nonbinary to look like an afab Woman Lite (TM) who spends too much time in LGBT space, but he's just a feral massachussets cryptid who is very intimate with straight culture and can spit 800 words a minute and have each one of them hit you like a truck
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Remember that text post from a few years back that was about how eventually this website would turn on John Mulaney the minute he did anything that showed he was a human person instead of the idealized pedestal we put him on.
It’s happening now and I’m just seeing some awful takes about what’s going on with him and it’s like: guys you aren’t entitled to know what’s going on with his private life, and it’s very entitled to feel personally betrayed about a relationship you are not a part of. Just leave the man alone. Leave everyone alone for fucks sake.
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😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.
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I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
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Funny how that works
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