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rip carrie white you would've loved who's afraid of little old me? by taylor swift
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quote of the year
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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”
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penelope featherington would’ve slayed so hard as a character if she went for the men of the ton as an anonymous gossip sheet. LIKE full anonymity and that kind of influence as a woman..just to regurgitate what the average member of the ton is already itching to say about young girls who can’t defend themself? like all the mystery and allure of the column just to humiliate and ruin WOMEN using the established rules of the PATRIARCHY?? WHATS even the point then?! countess boochie flagrant ass character
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some pjo doodles from a while ago
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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Oh Neil!! The tunes!! They are bangin!!
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To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question
are you mad at me
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my yearly redraw of neil banging out the tunes! 🎶🐀
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past years: 2022/2023
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friendship breakups are so fucked up because what do you mean you held my hand all throughout my grandmother's funeral and i spent so many mornings having breakfast with your mom because you wake up late and you taught me how to smoke and i waxed your pussy and we got drunk in your bedroom with your dad's expensive ass wine but the other day we walked past each other at the grocery store and didn't say a word as if we didn't know each other's deepest darkest secrets?
i still remember what your old house used to smell like and you still do your makeup the way i told you would make your eyes pop and i still have your lighter and you still post pictures with the necklace i let you borrow when we went to your cousin's wedding but i would rather die than talk to you ever again and you'd probably kill yourself before apologizing so fuck you and your dog i share a birthday with i guess
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Small Independent Deer Does Its Errands
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ok i know the fandom likes to think that annabeth is cold and is not affectionate BUT LET ME JUST SAY ANNABETH IS THE TRUE AFFECTIONATE ONE IN HER RELATIONSHIP WITH PERCY!! she kissed him first, she said i love you first, she initiates most of their pda. not saying that percy doesn’t display affect, but i am tired of people thinking that annabeth doesn’t because SHE DOES. im annotating chalice of the gods, and these two parts jumped out at me
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i just think we really need to stop thinking as annabeth as badass and insensitive and unloving and unfriendly and just a warrior because annabeth chase is soooo much more than that.
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beat bobby flay is objectively the stupidest food competition show. by pitting this man against the best chefs in the world and having him come up with recipes on the fly in styles he's not an expert in they are not beating bobby flay. they are only making him stronger. even when he loses he wins. by the time this show ends bobby flay will be an immortal chef deity and the whole world will be fucked
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