Marcille 🤏

Delicious in Minecraft

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

mime down…

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Everyone be calm.

Anyways I really need this outfit. I need to be this happy

Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing

they turned him gay. good. i guess

Fun way to blind yourself at home:

1- Obtain a metal pencil sharpener

2- Put it on a gas-powered burner and turn it on

3- Do not look away no matter what

those posts about “stop acting like other smps are better, we’re all mcyt and dsmp isn’t bad just because some of their people are bad” are so funny. like sorry, maybe just watch people who aren’t bad people lmao