actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye
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do you think mocking catholicism is funny
yes. next question
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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*
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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable
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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
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im always saying this
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they need to invent a way out that isn't through
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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something
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yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose
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no because like what do I do. about the allergies. like what do I do what am I supposed to do. like no seriously what do I do
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i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:
my favorite fictional characters and music
every person on this earth and their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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GIRRRL DON’T TRUST THAT TUMBLR MAN
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i need this so bad
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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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