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now i wanna try alien alcohol
humans are space orcs prompt: getting drunk for recreational purposes
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humans are space orcs prompt: getting drunk for recreational purposes
#like#IT’S LOW-KEY WEIRD#text#text post#textpost#humans are space orcs#humans are space australians#humans are space oddities
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Alien crewmate: Welcome back, Human James. You were gone suddenly for two weeks! What kept you on-planet for that long?
Human James: Oh I had my appendix taken out.
Alien crewmate: What is an 'appendix?'
Human James: It's an internal organ humans have that sometimes gets infected and needs to be removed.
Alien crewmate: You can just REMOVE an entire ORGAN from your body?! And be fine two weeks later?!
Human James: yeah we don't actually need our appendix and no one really knows what it's for. Most people think it's a useless organ leftover from our evolutionary ancestors that were herbivores. Though there's research to suggest it might have some use. About 20% of humans get appendicitis and need it removed sometime in their lifetime.
Alien crewmate: two weeks?? Two weeks?! To recover from having an entire internal organ removed?! Humans are so scary.
Human James: well it's a pretty small internal organ and I'm not 100% recovered until another month.
Alien crewmate: I am never fucking around with you ever again Mr Apex Predator that can fully recover from having an internal organ removed in less than two months. Human biology is insane.
Human James, shrugging: If you say so.
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charge rent. they’re your tenant now.
there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?
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tuck it in and kiss it goodnight
there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?
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don’t tell me your gender like “male” or “female”, tell me things like “a forest crowded with fog” or “listening to taylor swift with my girlfriend”
#my gender is colour changing light up sketchers#lgbt#lgbtq#trans#trans memes#i wonder if cis people relate to this#genderfluid#shitpost#shit post#shit posting#shitposting#shit posts#shitposts#random shit#meme#memes#text post#textpost
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i don’t like this!
the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles
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IT IS SNOM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!
REBLOG THIS TO SNOM SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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just gaslit my sister into making her think she doesn’t know where laos is
#idek where laos is#sibling memes#sibling meme#meme#memes#text post#textpost#shitpost#shit post#shit posting#shitposting#shit posts#shitposts#random shit
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no one is immune to knight gender
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she's literally me
#duolingo#duolingo meme#duolingo memes#shitpost#shit post#shit posting#shitposting#shit posts#shitposts#random shit#meme#memes#queue
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