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etherealbelphie · 15 days
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both honored and confused as to why people are still following me, I'm not even here
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etherealbelphie · 2 months
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I can't help but notice the only place we see children in Hell is in cannibal town.
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etherealbelphie · 3 months
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So in case ya'll didn't know, the cast of the original Hazbin Hotel pilot made a farewell song...very bittersweet but 10/10 worth the listen!
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etherealbelphie · 4 months
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I feel like this kinds holds up even better factoring in night bringer? I haven't played much of NB yet but this would make even more sense
Can Simeon predict the future?
Warning: Season one (and maybe two) spoilers ahead!
Disclaimer: This is just for fun. To put it lightly, there's a lot of room for interpretation with the writing of season one, and I noticed this and thought it was cool.
So, we know that Simeon is the author of TSL, right? It's very clearly based on the seven demon brothers, and each of the seven lords directly parallels one of the brothers.
Lucifer as the Lord of corruption.
Mammon as the Lord of Fools.
Levi as the Lord of Shadows.
Satan as the Lord of Masks.
Asmo as the Lord of Lechery.
Beel as the Lord of Flies.
Belphie as the Lord of Emptiness.
And lastly, Henry as a parallel to MC.
I believe Simeon even confirms this in a chat conversation with Luke.
Which is all fine, but there's one thing that bugs me.
Henry was created long before MC would've even been alive.
According to Levi's monologue at the very beginning of the game, there are 138 volumes of TSL, and the books are described to be 'as thick as encyclopedias'. I believe it's safe to say the series must have taken longer to write than any natural spanning human life.
This, in theory, should make it impossible for Henry to be based off of MC.
It's not just MC either, Simeon also predicts events that we see happen in the game.
In TSL: The Lord of Fool and his lover, Geldie, are finally reunited, but Geldie is encased in ice.
What happened: Mammon is finally reunited with his credit card, Goldie, when she was found encased in ice.
Now, this was Volume 2 out of (at least) 7 movies.
If we're assuming there's only 7 movies, mathmatically, this event would fall around book 40. I believe in a conversation between Solomon and Simeon, we learn that he's done writing the TSL series.
If we're assuming each book took a year to write, and he ended the series THIS year (2022), the earliest this could've been written was 1924. From what I can tell (based on a quick Google search) credit cards weren't even invented until 1950.
There's no logical way that in 1924, Simeon knew that Mammon would eventually have a credit card named Goldie. There's no logical way he could've GUESSED that close to what actually happened.
Which prompts the question: how?
Did he get Barbatos to check the future for him? Does time move differently in the three realms, making this possible? Are they stuck in a Jeremy Bearimy? Was it a result of season one writing?
I don't know. It's interesting to think about though, and hopefully you thought so too.
-Ethereal :D
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etherealbelphie · 4 months
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A Suprise For You (Ft. Asmodeus and GN!MC)
Warnings: Romantic relationships
Length: 0.9k words
Genre: Fluff
Summary: Asmo has a suprise for you.
A/N: This by far is my favorite story out of everything I've written for the holiday season. I don't think any warnings are required, but if you think I should add any, please let me know! Please enjoy the story!
-Ethereal (✿◡‿◡)
Story below, please don’t claim as your own!
You were currently finishing off the last of your wrapping for the holiday season. You'd bought a few things for each of the brothers, plus the folks at Purgatory Hall and the castle.
It had been a long few hours, and you'd endured countless papercuts, but it would be worth it when you see the look on their faces.
Bzzt.
Bzzt.
Bzzt.
Bzzt.
Your D.D.D. started buzzing, making you jump.
You flipped the device over to see who was calling— scratch that, see who was spam-texting you. You typed in your password, and Asmo’s profile picture kept popping up at the top of your screen.
Oh well, you could use a break anyway. You tapped the conversation.
Asmodeus: Hey!
Asmodeus: Hey!
Asmodeus: Heyyyyy!
Asmodeus: C’mon, don’t ignore me!
Asmodeus : Pleeeeeeaaaseeee?
Asmodeus: I have something to show you!!!
Asmodeus: I’m going to keep texting you until you answer!
Asmodeus: adsf
Asmodeus: dkjfn
Asmodeus: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
You: YES Asmo?
Asmodeus: Oh, good! You’re here :D
Asmodeus: Come to my room!
Asmodeus: I have something cool to show you!
You: Okay, I’ll be there in a second.
You clicked the power button, making the screen go dark. Your phone lit up again almost immediately with another slew of notifications.
Oh well. If it was him, he could wait until you got to his room.
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You rapped lightly on his door, and it swung open almost immediately.
“Hi sweetie!” He exclaimed excitedly, ushering you inside.
“Hey!” You greeted. You glanced around his room, but nothing seemed obviously different from the last time you were in here. “What was it you wanted to show me?”
“It’s not in here,” he answered, opening the glass door that lead to his balcony. “It’s out here!” He stepped out of your way so you could pass him, then closely followed behind you.
…You still didn’t see anything different.
Asmo walked towards the railing, gazing at something in the distance.
A little confused, you followed suit and saw…
…Still nothing.
“What are you trying to show me?” You asked. You heard him tsk, then suddenly felt his warmth behind you.
He hugged you from behind, resting his head on your shoulder. He draped one of his arms over you, pointing at something in the distance.
You leaned forward, squinting a little.
“Still don’t see it, hm?” He asked, a playful tone in his voice.
“No,” you admitted.
“I forget you humans don’t have as good of vision as we do.” Asmo sighed. “Okay, let’s try something. Don’t move for a sec, ‘kay hon?”
He pulled away from you, and you couldn’t help but shiver. Even if it didn’t always snow, winters in the Devildom were definitely chilly. Even so, you stayed obediently still.
“Three steps back,” Asmo instructed.
One. Two. Three.
“Do you see it yet?” He asked.
“See what?” You asked.
“You’ll see!” He hummed, giggling.
“Now, one step to your left.”
“I still don’t see anything,” you said, shivering as the chill started to sink in a little more.
“We aren’t quite there yet,” Asmo explained. “Take one more step back.”
You followed his instructions, and felt warmth behind you once again. He was right behind you.
“Now, turn around,” he whispered, giving you a quick peck on the cheek.
Feeling the heat rush to your face, you turned around.
Asmo smiled at you. “Do you see it now?” He asked.
“I see you,” you answered, though you weren’t disappointed in the least.
“Hmph.” Asmo rolled his eyes. “Alright, let’s try one more thing. Look up, hon?”
“Up…?” You glanced up, and felt yourself blush even harder.
There was a perfect bundle of mistletoe suspended above you. When you looked forward again, Asmo was even closer to you than before. Maybe it was the cold, but you could’ve sworn there was a faint blush on his face as well.
Tentatively, he wrapped one of his arms around your waist and pulled you a little closer.
“Um…so…this is a thing in the human world, yeah? And…” Asmo cleared his throat, looking off to the side.
For someone who was usually so forward, seeing him so shy was downright adorable.
“Um…I thought we could…you know…” He looked back at you, and you could see the nervousness in his eyes.
You giggled, cutting him off by giving him a quick peck on the cheek.
“Hey-!”
You could tell by his expression that you’d caught him completely off guard.
His eyes narrowed at you, though his smile got wider. “Was that a challenge?” He asked, leaning in. “Hmm?”
You quicky shook your head, giggling.
“I think it was!” He argued. “And sweetie, I never back down from a challenge.”
Grinning mischeviously, he leaned in and began peppering your face with tiny kisses, making you giggle.
The last kiss he left was on your lips, and lasted a few beats longer than the others.
After a few moments, you pulled away, only to nuzzle into his chest. “It’s cold out here,” you mumbled.
“Oh, I forgot!” Asmo exclaimed. “You humans are even worse with the cold than I am…” He wrapped his arms around you. “What do you say we go inside and cuddle?”
You nodded. That sounded perfect.  
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etherealbelphie · 4 months
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Warnings: Implied crushes
Length: 0.7k words
Genre: Fluff
This is me realizing that it's Christmas eve and I've still got a good 5 holiday fanfictions to post...Unfortunately, Satan and Mammon didn't wind up getting a chapter, but hopefully I'll be able to finish those up at some point! I don't think there's many warnings for this story, but if I should add some please don't hesitate to let me know :D I hope you enjoy, and happy holidays!
-Ethereal (✿◡‿◡)
Story below, please don’t claim as your own!
With the upcoming holiday season came the release of tons of seasonal anime merch. Like, a ton.
As soon as December first rolled around, Levi was already bothering Lucifer for permission to go to the human world as soon as possible.
Now, if it was only Levi asking, it would’ve been a definite no. So you asked if you could go, too. Sure, you wanted Levi to get his merch- and maybe some merch of your own- but you were also a little homesick, especially around this time of year.
While Christmas in the Devildom was alright, they hadn’t begun celebrating the holiday until much more recently, when Christmas became less about religion and more about spending time with those you love.
Christmas in the Devildom didn’t have the same history and tradition that the human world did.
So even if it was only for a few hours in some random mall, you were more than happy to accompany Levi.
Plus, it was totally worth it to see him like this.
“Levi?” You went to his side and followed his gaze, which was locked on the giant Christmas tree at the center of the mall. It was at least a hundred feet tall and had tons of brightly coloured baubles and ornaments hanging off of it. The rainbow lights on the tree shined on the tinsel, reflecting colourful rays of light.
“It’s so pretty,” he said in awe. “The ones in the Devildom are way different.”
“Want to go get a closer look?” you asked him, and he nodded eagerly.
You started to walk towards the tree, but suddenly he grabbed your hand.
His face was bright red. “I-It’s pretty crowded in here,” he said. “You know, j-just so we don’t get lost or anything.” He refused to look at you.
You squeeze his hand reassuringly, then begin to weave through the crowd, pulling him behind you.
He was right, there was a lot of people here today.  
As you approached the tree, there was a break in the crowd. Even so, Levi’s grip on your hand didn’t loosen as he hurried towards it.
He hesitantly reached out to it, as if he was worried touching it would make it disappear. His fingers made contact with the pine needles, and he brushed them gently.
He ran his fingers over the smooth bauble, and over an intricate, glittery snowflake.
He took one of the bulbs on the light string and gingerly turned it between his thumb and pointer finger.
Suddenly, it flicked off, and he jerked his hand back as if had been burned.
“I broke it!” he exclaimed worriedly.
You couldn’t help but giggle. “No, it’s okay! I know in the Devildom, they’re usually glowing orbs, but these are just normal lightbulbs!” You reached for the ‘broken’ bulb and screw it back into place, and it flicked back on.
“Oh, you fixed it! You’re the best,” he said, then froze when his mind caught up to his mouth. He blushed, trying to hide his face in his hands.
Knowing he probably wouldn’t recover on his own, you changed the subject.
“Hey Levi, did you want a picture in front of the tree?”
“Oh! Um, yeah, sure.”
You pulled you DDD out of your pocket and took a few steps away, then turned back to face Levi.
His hands were stuffed in his pockets, and he had the most awkward smile on his face you’d ever seen.
“Levi, quit posing like a normie!” you teased. This made him laugh, and you quickly snapped a picture.
“Oh yeah? How’s this for a normie?” He posed again, this time recreating a character sprite from the most recent video game you two had played.
You snapped another photo, then shoved your DDD into his hand.
“My turn!”
You swap places with him, posing as another character from the game.
You go back and forth, switching places and striking more and more absurd poses each time. The two of you were doing pretty well with the sprites at first, though with each picture, you could see yourselves loosing composure, until the two of you were laughing so much you couldn’t stand properly anymore.
“You’ve got to send those to me,” he said as you looked over the photos.
“Okay,” you agree, opening the chat app and sending them to him.
His phone started buzzing, notifying him the images had arrived.
“Oh, these are awesome!” he exclaimed as he swiped through the photos.
“We could totally be in our own anime!” you joked, striking another pose.
“Yeah!” Levi agreed. “We could call it ‘The Human In The Exchange Program Was Kind Of Annoying At First, And Because They Beat Me At Trivia I Almost Killed Them, Which Was Like, So Not Cool Of Me, But Then I Realized They Were A True Otaku Like Me, And Then We Were Cool!”
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etherealbelphie · 4 months
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An Unwanted Interruption (Ft. Lucifer and GN!MC)
Warnings: Slight romantic implications? (Lucifer has a crush on the MC if you squint)
Word count: 0.7k
A/N: I've had a bunch of Christmas/winter themed stories in my drafts for a while, I figured it was about time to polish them up and post them! This will be the first of many :D This is also somehow the second Lucifer-centric fic I've ever written. This concept had me giggling the entire time I wrote it, so I hope you enjoy it!
I think I added all the right warnings, if I should add any, please let me know!
-Ethereal ^J^
Story below, please don't claim as your own!
Lucifer had agreed to take you to the human world during the holiday season.
While Christmas in the Devildom was alright, they hadn’t begun celebrating the holiday until much more recently, when Christmas became less about religion and more about spending time with those you love.
Christmas in the Devildom didn’t have the same history and tradition that the human world did.
Which is why you were so ecstatic, even if you were only going to a mall for a few hours.
“Come on, let’s go!” You said impatiently, bouncing on your heels.
“The human world is cold this time of year, is it not?” Lucifer asked, buttoning up his jacket.
You could’ve sworn he started going even slower just to spite you.
“It’s cold, but it’s not that cold,” you emphasized, gesturing to your outfit. You two were going straight inside, and you didn’t feel like lugging a ton of winter gear around. “You know there’s heating in the mall, right?”
Lucifer rolled his eyes but finished buttoning the rest of his coat quickly. He tugged on his gloves, then turned to you. “Very well, let’s get going then.”
He wrapped an arm around your waist and tugged you a little closer. “So the both of us will be teleported,” he claimed.
He mumbled something you couldn’t be bothered to decipher -though it sounded vaguely Latin- and next thing you knew, the two of you were standing in an empty alleyway.
“Holy crap, we’re here!” You exclaimed, unable to look away from the snow glittering in the sunlight. Even as the cold wind whipped at you, you could still feel the faint traces of the sun’s warmth.
“Of course we’re here,” Lucifer scoffed. “Did you really think I’d fail?”
You rolled your eyes good-naturedly, though your mock-irritation was quickly replaced by excitement once more. “Now, come on! I know where we are! The mall is this way!”
You grabbed his hand and began leading the way through the snowy streets. If Lucifer had a problem with that, he didn’t say so.
With the enthusiastic pace you’d set, the two of you had made pretty good time, and were by the front entrance no more than ten minutes later. The first set of automatic doors opened, and the two of you stepped inside.
You sighed in relief as a wave of warm air hit you, then you turned to Lucifer. “So, what did you want to do first?”
“I don’t have a preference,” He answered, tugging off his gloves and tucking them into his pocket. “I figured that I would allow you to choose what we did today, seeing as you’re more familiar with this environment than I am.”
“Oh!” You paused a second, thinking. Lucifer always took your opinions into consideration, of course, but him having none of his own was exceptionally rare. “Well, when I’m here, I usually go to-“
You noticed a woman had approached the two of you, patiently waiting for you to finish your conversation.
“Ah…can we help you?” Lucifer asked.
She smiled, pulling a book out of her bag— Oh no.
“I was wondering if you had a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?”
You were certain you had an expression of absolute horror on your face and couldn’t form a coherent sentence if you tried.
Thankfully, Lucifer took the reins and answered. “Oh, no thank you.” He smiled at the woman politely.
“At least take this, then?” She held the book in his direction, and he recoiled.
“I’m sorry, madam, but I can’t touch that. I may literally burst into flames.”
You brought your hand up to cover your mouth. You weren’t sure if you were absolutely mortified or about to start crying from laughter.
“What, are you a Satanist?” She asked, scowling.
“Certainly not,” Lucifer said, sounding offended at the mere suggestion. “He wishes.”
That response was enough to push you over the edge, unable to contain your laughter. This prompted strange looks from literally everyone around you, but you didn’t care.
The woman stared at you a long, long moment before she finally turned around and left, which only made you laugh harder.
Lucifer looked at you a moment. Though his lips were pressed together, you could see him cracking a smile too.
“I-I’m sorry!” You exclaimed between fits. “I- I didn’t know what to do!”
He chuckled. “That wasn’t the first time, and I’m quite certain it won’t be the last time someone approaches me about my father. I’ve gotten good at responding. You, on the other hand…” He simply smirked at you, which made you start laughing all over again.
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etherealbelphie · 5 months
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The Things Humans Come Up With (Ft. Beelzebub and GN!MC)
Warnings: Romantic relationships implied
Word count: 0.7k
A/N: Hi :D It's been a while, Character AI sort of took over my life, but I'm back now! There was this one scene from Obey Me! where the boys were absolutely baffled by human technology (like an ice cream maker), so that's kind of where the idea for this story came from. I hope you like it :D
I don't think this story requires many warnings, but if I should add one please let me know!
-Ethereal ^J^
Story below, please don't claim as your own!
Using your spatula, you carefully lifted up the bread to check the color. Nope, not quite ready yet. You put the lid back over the pan, opting to check your phone while you waited for your grilled cheese to finish cooking. You were idly scrolling through Devilgram when you caught something moving out of the corner of your eye. You glanced up, seeing Beel standing sheepishly in the doorway.
"Whatever you're cooking smells really good..." He started, shyly fidgeting with his hands.
"Thanks!" You told him
He took a few uncertain steps, and you swear you could hear his stomach growling. "I haven't eaten since Fangol practice..."
"No?" You asked. You knew what he was hinting at, but it was hard not to tease him on the rare occasion he was shy.
“Y-Yeah…and…dinner isn’t for a while…”
“No, it isn’t,” you agreed.
"Your food smells really yummy..." He gave you a pitiful look as his stomach growled, much noisier this time.
You smiled internally, finally giving in. "Beel, did you want me to make you some too?"
He lit up immediately, nodding. "Yes, please!
You smiled, nodding as you pulled out a few more slices of bread and set to work.
"What are you making, anyways?" Beel asked, coming over to lean against the counter.
"They're grilled cheeses," you answered.
"What are those?"
You nearly dropped the bread in your hand. "You don't know what a grilled cheese is?!"
Beel shook his head. "We don't have those here. It's a human food, I'm guessing?"
Man, culture shock still hit you hard sometimes.
"Yeah. It's like a cheese sandwich, but the bread is crispy, and the cheese is melted. You can put things like meat or eggs in them, too, but that's more of a panini at that point."
"Can you make those too?" Beel asked.
"Not today, but next time it's my turn to make breakfast, okay?"
He nodded enthusiastically and watched as you began to fry up his sandwiches. "You humans always come up with the neatest things," Beel commented.
“Yeah?” You asked.
"Yeah! Like, I heard you guys have a thing that turns food into drinks!"
"A...a what?" You asked.
"Yeah! Like, the thing where you put fruits into the cup with milk, and the magic turns it into a drink!"
"The...Oh, you mean a blender!" You exclaimed.
"Yeah, a blender!" He repeated, as if trying to commit it to memory. "And what's that thing called where there are little cages at the end that spin around really fast?"
"Uh..."
"I've seen them use it on human cooking shows," Beel explained patiently. "You plug it in, then sometimes the little cages spin too fast and goop ends up everywhere."
"Oh!" You snapped your fingers. "That's called an electric whisk. Sometimes people call it a beater.”
"I will say, I don't really like the thing that makes the bread stale."
"The toaster?" You guessed, and felt oddly proud when he nodded.
"Yeah, it just makes it super dry. I'll eat it if I get hungry enough, but it's not my favorite."
"I can't believe you don't like toast," you said. "What did you put on it?"
He paused. "...What?"
"What did you put on the toast after you toasted it?"
"...You're supposed to put something on it?"
“I mean, yeah.”
“…Like what?” He asked.
“I dunno, butter usually? Any spreadable condiment, really.”
“…That makes sense,” Beel admitted. “I’ll have to try that next time.”
You giggled, nodding. “Maybe, yeah.”
You plated all the sandwiches and sliced them each in half, then motioned for Beel to join you.
You didn’t have to ask him twice; he took his seat and grabbed one of the sandwiches.
He took a bite, and his eyes widened. “Mmph!” He exclaimed. “I’mph sho goom!”
You laughed. “What?”
He swallowed, smiling. “It’s so good!” He repeated. He reached for another slice, then suddenly snapped his fingers. “I know!” He exclaimed, grinning at you.
“Know…know what?” You asked.
“I know the best thing that humans have ever come up with,” Beel explained.
“Oh, yeah?” You laughed. “Is it grilled cheeses, because I don’t know if I’d ag-“
“It’s you,” he interrupted.
“A-Ah…” You blushed, staring at the table. He could be so dang sweet sometimes.  When you looked up, you caught him smirking at you for a split second.
He knew exactly what he was doing.
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etherealbelphie · 10 months
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asmo joins human Instagram only to realize he's been beaten by a photo of an egg
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etherealbelphie · 10 months
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etherealbelphie · 10 months
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absolutely wild walking into math class and finding out that former intelligence officers are saying that the US government has intact and partially intact alien vehicles
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etherealbelphie · 11 months
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etherealbelphie · 11 months
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forgot I was alternative, ppl really just thought i was just doing my usual thing
Don't you love it when you're the only one who commits to spirit week and so now you're walking around in full princess attire like you belong in the 16th century and everyone else is just normal
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etherealbelphie · 11 months
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Don't you love it when you're the only one who commits to spirit week and so now you're walking around in full princess attire like you belong in the 16th century and everyone else is just normal
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etherealbelphie · 1 year
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what if I were to rewrite lesson 2-11 of nightbringer except it was more angsty and talked more about the MC's feelings hm? what then?
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etherealbelphie · 1 year
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That feeling when you put on a nice flowy dress because you have an Easter dinner to go to, but you usually don't wear long flowy skirts, and instead of dinner now you want to go run through an abandoned castle
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etherealbelphie · 1 year
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so...how we feelin about the nightbringer situation...?
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