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esinofsardis · 57 minutes
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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my
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esinofsardis · 5 hours
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esinofsardis · 13 hours
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this gallon of milk is disabled because it has not been linked to a google account! to enable drinking, make sure to visit milk.google.com/activate before the expiration date and click "yes" when prompted for full device administrator permissions
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esinofsardis · 15 hours
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"dni if you're gonna screenshot it posts" I read, in a screenshot of a post
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esinofsardis · 16 hours
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I welcome my beloved ao3 back from war (it's up after 3hr break)
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esinofsardis · 16 hours
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People don’t give website runners enough credit when things go down. Kudos to ao3 staff for handling two downtimes in as many days, resolving them quickly, keeping users up to date, and giving heads-ups for stability. Yall are incredible, thanks for keeping ao3 running!
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esinofsardis · 16 hours
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esinofsardis · 17 hours
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
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look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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esinofsardis · 19 hours
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We're looking into issues causing site slowness and error pages. Very sorry, will let you know as soon as we know more!
(17:48 UTC March 28, 2024)
We had to restart a database, so the site will continue to be slow or non-responsive as it recovers. Please be gentle with the Archive, and stand by for further updates.
(17:58 UTC March 28, 2024)
Doing the gentlest possible thing to help out our database server: taking the Archive down for a bit. No need to panic, we'll be back as soon as we can!
(18:03 UTC March 28, 2024)
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esinofsardis · 19 hours
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ao3 is down for maintenance time to auto-defenestrate
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esinofsardis · 19 hours
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My heart is breaking right now. Please let this go by quickly so I can have my outlet back 🥺
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esinofsardis · 19 hours
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ao3, it’s the middle of a workday. tf am I supposed to do? my job?
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esinofsardis · 19 hours
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No no no
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Please no I have only thirteen hundred fics downloaded I Don't wanna read any of them
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esinofsardis · 19 hours
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u know ur a tumblr local when u immediately come here to make sure ao3 is down and see people already posting about it. how dare ao3 be down and deprive me of my gay fanfiction. this is homophobic.
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esinofsardis · 21 hours
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I stopped reading DNIs because 90% of the time they were just fucking inscrutable to me. I’d go to somebody’s page and it would be like “DNI if you’re a COSLA apologist,” so then I would Google COSLA and it was just like “Welp, either things are really heating up in the Convention of Scottish Local Authorities fandom or I still have no idea what the fuck this person is talking about.” Or “DNI if you identify as ANFO.” Okay, well, I definitely don’t identify as Ammonium Nitrate/Fuel Oil, but that’s probably not what you meant (although hey, maybe you did; I obviously don’t know enough about your views on chemical compounds to outright dispute that option).” Like, you have my blessing to hate whatever obscure fandom pairing or super niche kink group you want, but just know I am embracing ignorance on this one and will not be looking that shit up. Peace.
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esinofsardis · 1 day
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I've been rolling something around in my head.
If everyone receives Minimum Basic Income, what happens to all the relationships where one of the individuals no longer has to depend on the other(s) to survive?
Just let that marinate for a moment.
Not just the economic landscape but the social landscape could be transformed.
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esinofsardis · 1 day
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