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Selina: This date is boring.
Bruce: It wasn’t a date.
Selina: Then why’d you invite me?
Bruce: I didn’t. I specifically said “I’m helping Alfred pick up the kids, don’t come with.” And you said “Fuck you, I can do what I want.”
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And I thought the Flooded District was run down.
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sure you follow me on tumblr but would you follow me through the Omega 4 Relay
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Corvo Attano attending the Ladies Boyle’s costume party in his infamous assassin mask and signing the guestbook in his own name is still one of the most iconic missions in video games for me and a level of cheekiness from a silent protagonist that rivals Courier Six which is a rare delight
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It probably really irritates Wonder Woman when the Justice League is getting shot at and she has to do the Robot to block bullets with her bracelets–meanwhile Clark is just standing there, bullets bouncing off his chest. He’s not even wearing armor. His mom just sewed some of his old baby blankets together and he’s making it work.
And she has to lug a shield around just so, like, fucking muskets can’t kill her. Like if someone shoots an arrow at her, she needs to block that, or she’ll die, apparently.
So just off-screen there, picture Superman just casually strolling by. “Hey, you, uh, you need some help there? Wanna stand behind me? I have this cape, it blocks bullets too.”
“No, I’m fine!”
“Okay, if you say so.”
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