ok but bisexual lily
bi lily almost coming out to petunia when she figures it out at thirteen, but then she gets a soup stain on petunia’s favorite sweater and has to endure screams of what a /freak/ she is and she doesnt want to fuel the fire
bi lily almost coming out to severus at fourteen but she sees him palling around with the blacks and her throat feels like its closing up and why would she want to give them another slur to throw at her
bi lily almost coming out to james at sixteen and she knows he’ll accept her and love her (and if he didnt oh well she doesnt really need him. she loves him but she could surive without him) but she cant stop the nausea in the pit of her stomach when she thinks about even saying the words
and then one day she and the marauders are the only ones in the common room a few days before finals and peter and james are cracking up at something she said but remus and sirius are oddly silent. she looks over at them to ask why they arent peeing themselves from her hilarity and thats when she notices it.
sirius is asleep with his head in remus’ lap and remus is ever so gently braiding his hair with such a peaceful look on his face and she doesnt understand how she hadnt seen this before. and she looks over at james to judge his reactions but he’s still guffawing at peter’s horrendous dumbledore impression. and he looks over at her and remus and sirius and the joy on his face doesnt change at all and the nausea in lily’s stomach fades a bit
and then the next day she plops down in front of sirius and remus when theyre alone and before she can talk herself out of it shes saying “so. youre queer.” and its not quite a question and not quite a statement and remus sees the hesitation in her eyes and sirius catches at the way her mouth stumbles on the ‘q’ in ‘queer’ and remus leans forward as gently as he can and asks “lily. do you want to talk?”
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it’s kinda strange how quickly pokemon go came and went. like, it literally seemed to change society for a week or two now i dont even hear anyone talk about it
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List of people who should have played Grindelwald
-Colin Farell
- the guy who played him in deathly hallows
- a mop
- tom hiddleson
- daniel Radcliffe in a blonde wig
- tom Felton
- matt smith
- David Tennant
- the kid from home alone
- a snake
- a shadow from a subway sub
- Judy Dench
- the ghost of Shakespeare
- me in a blonde wig
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i really want to know what johnny depp has done to warrant such an overwhelming amount of support in this domestic abuse allegation. amber heard provided pictures of her bruised face, literal video evidence of johnny depp being violent, and fucking donated divorce settlement money to domestic abuse charities and people are still painting her as this lying gold digger. did pirates of the caribbean really pull at your heartstrings that much that you’re willing to overlook domestic abuse???
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Recently I faced an issue from a guy throwing a tantrum because he couldn’t figure out if I was a girl or a boy. He made the whole restaurant listen up while he asked me my gender. The old me would of started crying or becoming defensive instead I questioned him about my gender and why it mattered to him and he replied by saying “Because it does… The Bible said you shouldn’t be gay”. I asked him more about his beliefs and because he couldn’t answer the questions about the root of his beliefs he got flustered and followed me outside and tried to fight me and then also throwing a drink in my direction. Again, I remained calm looked him in the eye and walked away because I am sure of who I am, the beliefs I hold and the future I’m building for myself. The opinion of others should never validate you, sway your judgement, or change you. Only you are allowed to be who you are, so I say stay strong in the face of ignorance, your light will defend you.
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Another iconic John Boyega clap back
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I arrive at the chocolate factory
golden ticket: found
gobstopper secrets: leaked
fizzy lifting drinks: stolen
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official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia
a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.
just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.
simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.
a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.
a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.
the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.
this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.
“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016
the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.
fisher price.
utterly disgusting.
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I want gay cafés
Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations
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I Arrive at Ancient Greece
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pro tip dont learn a language if you do not come from the languages bearers. i.e dont learn french if youre not french, dont learn chinese if youre not chinese, dont learn icelandic if youre not icelandic. it just appropriates culture more.
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i love how canonically winona ryder exists in the 80′s as both a teenager and a middle aged mom
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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
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