food sensitivity test...since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody
“I would buy a mansion” “I would buy designer” “I’m getting a pool” Don’t give me that lame ass if I won the lottery shit. You’re all pathetic. If I came into a significant amount of money, you know what I’d do? I’d go to the Ren Faire, B-line straight to the cloaks. I’m talking floor length, heavy, wool, felted details, huge hooded cloaks that are like 450 a piece and all handmade and I’d get me one. Maybe even get one of the smaller ones that hangs off the shoulders and lands just above the elbow that are 90 by themselves. And I’d be the baddest bitch around because I’d wear that shit everywhere. It’s 115 degrees? I’m sorry do I look like I give a fuck? I have a cloak bitch I don’t need your fahrenheit bullshit. And you’re a FOOL if you wouldn’t do the same.
lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house
Btw, my favorite hypothesis for the casque is that they're at least partially a thermoregulatory structure!
it’s kinda sad that the cassowary gets sensationalised as “scary knife murder bird”
like don’t get me wrong - they absolutely can do serious harm and/or kill, but that’s if they’re startled/during mating season/caring for chicks, which is standard for most animals that are bigger than us/sporting some kind of natural weaponry
Cast mending and enlarge on old bed sheets I scavenge from a nearby hotel dumpster
Give the sheets a wind charm that lasts 3 days
Sell the sheets to pirates that are embarking on a long journey
Secondary glyph activates once the wind charm ends offering a subscription service of wind charms for the pirates
Pirates either A- buy more wind charm so they aren’t stranded, maybe they keep buying or maybe they remember to stop the service once they dock -OR- B- they refuse to buy (or can’t afford) to buy more wind charms and they die stranded at sea.