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OUGH you are so attractive. This is the same anon who months ago said that I have such a huge crush on you, and boy howdy is that still the case!! (((Still not brave enough to say it off anon, but maybe one day,,,)))
well thank you, kind anon
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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3
Oh my dear friend; I don't know how long ago you sent this but thank you for the kind kind message! I love you too 🥰
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@quannaix
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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endreal · 14 hours
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"No climate justice on occupied land"
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One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.
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help a disabled trans lesbian get to her job interview!
hey everyone, so I know these are annoying so I'll keep this brief, I got an interview set up for Monday (April 22) and I could really use help getting a ride share there and back, plus going to the laundromat to do my laundry! please pass this around if you see it and help out if you can, any little bit would go a long way towards helping and would be appreciated!!
p*yp*l
c*sh*pp
v*nm*
$0/60
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endreal · 14 hours
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@saint-batrick
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endreal · 14 hours
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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My functions are dissing me.
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endreal · 15 hours
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AU where everything is the same except Lilo & Stitch and the Fast and the Furious movies take place in the same universe
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endreal · 17 hours
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What troll do you think went thru a hardcore Les Mis phase?
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endreal · 18 hours
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I hate this post not because I think it's bad but because I feel like I owe it something
because of this pun, I have a reliable mnemonic for whether the figure of speech is "case in point" or "point in case" which is a thing I mix up more often than you'd think
You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:
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