Top 10 minecraft mobs most likely to call you a homophobic slur
Minecraft mobs would never call you a homophobic slur. That is against Mojang’s policy.
2. vindicator
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I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE REMEMBERS MONTHS BACK ABT ME CRYING OF OVER THE FACT THAT I MIGHT HAVE LOST A GOOD PORTION OF MY MINECRAFT MOB DESIGNS THAT I MADE BACK IN 2019 WELL GUESS WHAT!!!
I found the file...apparently I misplaced it in my tloz folder files lol
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i have never killed the ender dragon but i could if i wanted. i don’t but i could if i did but i don’t because she is too beautiful. and not because i’m bad at minecraft. because but i could if i did but i don’t
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i like how the new cave gen lets people experience how absolutely terrifying and dangerous cave diving is, without like. actual deaths.
bc you can’t see SHIT, you can’t FIND shit, and air is not a sure thing to find if you go up.
I’m just glad theres not hostile aquatic mobs in the caves because i think people might be legit too scared to go in. There’d be a whole new niche for ppl on servers.
“That’s tom, he’s the only motherfucker on this server that will go cave diving.”
“So does he use potions or–”
“Just doors, a sword, pickaxe, and turtle helmet.”
“Holy shit”
“Yeah”
When the Warden gets added i’m just gonna go ahead and assume farming whatever it drops is going to be the activity of people who decorate their homes with wither stars for shits and giggles.
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Moosh
(I don’t usually post my art, but let’s see how this does!)
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smash brothers is the worst game ever bc this isn’t one of steve’s alt skins
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I love how people are acting like Mr. Sakurai secretly hates Minecraft or something when he probably has one of the most amazing SURVIVAL worlds I’ve ever seen
That immensely detailed map of The End? Clearly the work of a man who’s loathing his job
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From a home on honeydewcraft
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