that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

a girl has fallen into the lap of another girl in yuri city

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

Bc everyone went absolutely bananas over my hunter post here’s some lumity to feed the fire

Me every day.

spring/summer 2024 meet the artist!!

you guys wanna see the next freebie im getting

professor just asked "does anyone remember the iPod? nevermind you're all probably too young" I REMEMBER!!!! I WAS THERE....

karkat uses slurs because he has the vernacular of a 13 year old boy who spends too much time on the internet circa 2010. eridan uses slurs because he actually means them

you don't deserve that blorbo if you have to skinnify them in fanart i'm sorry

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

reblog and put in the tags the weirdest or dumbest thing you’ve heard a healthcare worker say

(dont come for me, okay? this is coming from a healthcare worker)

Are you an advocate for censorship?

is this because i said not to use the r slur