I have memory of a gold fish mom I can’t help it
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Jack hiding behind Barbossa is my boost of serotonin
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my personal interpretation of the witcher III: Wild Hunt:
GERALT WENT FROM DEAD OLD MAN TO FUCKABLE HOT DADDY
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Ciri: Geralt, why do good people die young?
Geralt: When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?
Ciri: The ugly ones.
Geralt: Exact- Wait, what? Why?
Ciri: Because ugly bitches don’t belong in my garden.
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Tyrion Lannister: If it weren’t for you, I never would’ve survived my childhood.
Jaime Lannister: You would have.
Tyrion Lannister: You were the only one who didn’t treat me like a monster. You were all I had.
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