the backpack is full of love! and ketamine.

we thought it would be easy

The King of Hawkins, and the King of Hellfire.

his bf's in the band

Can we get a season 2 au where steve, nancy, steve, and Jonathan semi-regularly hang out

Steve: do you think your brother went to hell? I really dont want to think hell is real

Jonathon: why would you even be afraid of hell

Steve: queers go there apparently

Nancy and Jonathon:

Nancy: didnt realize you were gay...

Steve: not gay, bisexual, I like both

Nancy and Jonathon then proceed to spend weeks using their investigative journalism skills to find the perfect boyfriend for steve.

They find one (1) gay boy and its Eddie Munson. The drug-dealing, loud-ass, disaster nerd who had to repeat senior year. They are sure it wont work out. Steve falls in love immediately. Heart-eyes, practically swooning, the whole she-bang.

Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

Steddie winter date!! ❄️❄️

My piece for a Secret Santa event over on twitter!

Steve and Eddie steal each others clothes all the time... but Steve and Robin steal each others clothes all the time... Eddie inadvertently steals Robins clothes.

Robin/Nancy + text messages

(steddie version) (Jargyle version)

Eddie posting to TikTok like, “one day you’re fighting monsters in an alternate universe version of your hometown with the Scooby-Doo gang and then the next thing you know you’re married to the former prom king, doing puzzles in your free time.”

Eddie flips the camera over to Steve, smiling to himself while he works on their puzzle. Steve asks, “Dustin is Scooby?”

Eddie nods, “Dustin is Scooby.”

Lucas: That’s one of my biggest fear. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut…

Max: Would you eat yourself?

Lucas: I wouldn’t ever question it.

Eddie thinks he’s cool and mysterious but is really an open book because he’s a compulsive oversharer.

Steve thinks he’s an open book but is “cool and mysterious” just because he forgets to share.

Example of course:

Dustin: Steve hasn’t been the same since the Russian truth serum.

Eddie: The what?

Steve: Did I not tell you about that?

Eddie: No. Just like my dad didn’t ever tell me he loved me, but maybe that’s because he was in jail.

Steve: Yeah I wanted a big family, like five or six kids.

Nancy: Wow that sounds like a nightmare.

Eddie, actively scanning the cafeteria for more little wayward sheep to adopt: ...Go on.

Hopper accidentally becomes the biggest ally in Hawkins out of hatred for Mike Wheeler. El wants to date Max? Perfect, Mike is terrified of Max. El wants to date Max and Lucas? Even better, more people to keep Mike away. Will comes out to Joyce and Hop? Hopper is immediately studying up on gay culture and flagging so he can find him a Hop ApprovedTM boyfriend. He sees that nice boy Gareth cuff his jeans one time and starts inviting him to family dinner. Mike seems annoyed that Steve is spending more time with Munson? A pamphlet titled “Accepting your Bisexuality” finds its way into Steve’s jacket pocket. Hopper has never seen Mike as furious as the day Steve and Munson arrive at dinner holding hands. It’s a good day. Hopper isn’t sure how Nancy dating the Buckley girl will annoy Mike, but he’s willing to give it a shot.

fortune, fortune, smiling fate

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

— 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩.