if i was bella and edward was pissing me off i'd simply create a close friends list on instagram that consisted solely of him, google image search "palace interior, volterra" save whichever's the fanciest, edit the text "dinner with the volturi. thank you for the invitation" over the top, click post and then turn off my phone

😭😭

So many people excited for the twilight remake being animated and I’m here annoyed as fuck about it lmao

So many people excited for the twilight remake being animated and I’m here annoyed as fuck about it lmao

vampire mom <3

thought she deserved a post all of her own

Thinking about how Carlisle Cullen is physically 23 in the books...he should’ve been at the club

Can't stop thinking about how Carlisles creator just up and went to go drink another person and just fucking forgot about him while the vampire was biting him like how mid was his blood that his creator did that ngl I'd be soon embarrassed if that were me like what do you mean his blood want even good enough to kill him for

~~You ever think about what Rosie and Em do when they’re living away from the Cullens ??? as just the weird gorgeous couple in the big beautiful house on the edge of town~~

Cuz I do 24/7 !!

Also very sorry I disappeared for a fat minute!! Sis had X-rays and four ultrasounds, an emergency room visit and a near emergency surgery later, IM BACK BABY! All is swell!! How has twilight tumblr been ???

Baroque corset by Joyce Spakman.

A detail I wish they would’ve added in the bd pt2 movie is the fact that Bella could clearly see all of Jasper’s scars since her vision (all of her senses) were heightened, which is part of the reason vampires find him so intimidating

I was going through Kate’s tag and I love that many people agree her and garret are bi4bi. That’s so beautiful to me

Vampire gifts

(Redone because I forgot too many 😅)

(Also, I know, why tf is Marcus a physical? Apparently he is, as he can see Bella’s bonds while Chelsea cannot. I think Didyme would’ve been in the physical category too as she emitted an aura that drew people to her and while human it manifested in her extreme beauty, but that’s not concrete and could still be mental as her brother’s gift is)

Not including Renesmee because she’s not a vampire but she would be in the mental category

Thinking about the part in Breaking Dawn part2 when the volturi kills Irina and Kate and Tanya charge forward but are then stopped, Garret holds onto Kate and she shocks him with her voltage but he doesn’t let go of her

people will cry about how twilight “ruined vampires” for forever, but holy shit did the werewolves get done so much dirtier. even if you somehow set aside some of the most terrible racial coding i’ve ever read, they’re still stuck with imprinting, that weird thing where edward randomly reveals that they’re actually not Real Werewolves^TM at the end of breaking dawn, the leah clearwater situation… kinda shocked that people don’t seem to bring that up very often