yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial. yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her. 🗡️❤️

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo 💖 blending.

[x] [id in alt]

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.

spuffy + season 7

Fortesa Latifi // Franz Kafka // Anne Sexton // Ocean Vuong

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

THE MANDALORIAN Chapter 3: The Sin

Carmy + tumblr text posts

girl am i a deer because i am so afraid. and scared too

I think one of my favorite things about Bly Manor is how, when you watch it again and again, you get to see all the ways Jamie loves Dani. She includes all the little teases about Dani being American, how bad she was at making tea, her annoying fake accent, her silly way of making awful, awful jokes to break tension, how clingy she was, and how foolish sometimes. Jamie could have left all that out, she could have let those details fall away and forgotten them after all that time in the face of Dani's Great Sacrifice, but she didn't. She includes them, because she remembers them, because she remembers Dani exactly as she was, because she loves Dani exactly as she was. She doesn't love an idea or a value or a concept or a belief. She loves Dani, in everything she was. Bly Manor is one of the greatest love stories ever told and I hope people keep on hearing and listening to it.

Alison’s 10k Celebration ☆ request for @djarin​​

DIN DJARIN

#his kenergy is unmatched

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

some useful tumblr extensions!

XKit Rewritten [GitHub]

Provides a huge range of options. Including but not limited to: accessibility tools; completely hide ads and blazed posts; tag replacer; various dashboard tweaks.

GifsOnTumblr [Firefox] [Chrome]

Changes WEBP files back to GIFs on the dashboard.

Dashboard-unfucker [GitHub] originally posted by @greyias

Switches the new dasbhoard (the Twitter clone) with the old one. Includes some other useful configuration options that I haven't personally tested yet. Information and exact directions are on the page but for a quick explainer:

Install and enable Tapermonkey > click unfucker.user.js > click "Raw" button (upper right hand corner of the code) > you're done!

HARLEY QUINN | BARBIE Suicide Squad (2016) ♦ Birds of Prey (2020) ♥ Barbie (2023)

anidala + AO3 tags

characters who are absolutely convinced down to their bones that they are unlovable being subjected to the mortifying ideal of being wholly and unconditionally loved. that’s the good stuff. never get tired of it.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.17

Well, who’s gonna be [mom] if I’m not? Huh, Dawn? Have you even thought about that? Who’s gonna make things better? Who’s gonna take care of us?