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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
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Bitch I don't fucking want flowers, I want
The whole tarot store
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
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do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
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girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters
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dick grayson (5’10” with the body of a gymnast): this is my baby brother!
jason todd (6’3” brick wall of muscle): …hi
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cass wayne (5’5” with the body of a dancer): little brother!
jason (almost a whole foot taller than her): hiya cass
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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar
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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward
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Mmm love when the personality shuffle begins
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Y'ALL READY TO GO GET FUCKING WASTED AT FREDDY FAZBEAR'S
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Something me or my brother would have done in high school
I see his robot as an absolute win
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imagine you're a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid's head, and shouts "fuck off"
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I’m still alive. This has been your periodical check in
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thought I might post this on my tumblr because holy fucking shit he’s so fine in this movie
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