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ehlihr · 12 hours
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ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games
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ehlihr · 1 day
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shoppers drug mart hold might be one of the worst on planet earth
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ehlihr · 1 day
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Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes south every now and then You've done it, Why can't someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself
my piece for @wrightworthzine, which is just now open for leftover sales!
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ehlihr · 2 days
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i understand the appeal of publishing "fic with the serial numbers filed off" as original work but i also feel like. what makes something a good fic is at odds with what makes something a good original story.
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ehlihr · 2 days
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Writes fanfic of my dnd npcs and thats different than original fiction bc i am presuming the audience already knows all the context </3 unshareable work
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ehlihr · 2 days
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desire is such a gay name for a streetcar
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ehlihr · 3 days
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He is S P E C I A L.
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ehlihr · 4 days
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youre so real for this
i think the funniest thing about aa is that it makes so much sense to me that phoenix and mia are defence counsel but like No One Else’s Job makes sense. brother kristoff should be in product defence. edgeworth is doing international contract arbitration or whatever. athena is doing constitutional law. apollo is in labour law. klavier is in employment law management side (sellout). franziska is def a prosecutor though
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ehlihr · 4 days
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i think the funniest thing about aa is that it makes so much sense to me that phoenix and mia are defence counsel but like No One Else’s Job makes sense. brother kristoff should be in product defence. edgeworth is doing international contract arbitration or whatever. athena is doing constitutional law. apollo is in labour law. klavier is in employment law management side (sellout). franziska is def a prosecutor though
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ehlihr · 4 days
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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?
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ehlihr · 5 days
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ehlihr · 5 days
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>bylaw people call me at 6:55 to let me know theyre going to check the sites near me
>bylaw guy calls back to let me know that the construction managers promise they start at 7am every day, like liars
>they say this when the bylaw officer arrives at 7:10
>no evidence to the contrary bc i was so upset and delirious i didnt take any kind of video at 4am when it woke me up
>next time i have to Leave my apartment and find the stupid site and take a video. this is predicated on it waking me up before 6 again
it should be illegal to have two construction sites within 200m of my apartment
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ehlihr · 5 days
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im officially “guy who calls bylaw” guy
it should be illegal to have two construction sites within 200m of my apartment
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ehlihr · 5 days
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calling a work of fiction "saccharine and masturbatory" to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off
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ehlihr · 6 days
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wait check this out
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ehlihr · 7 days
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gorgug and fabians first meeting bc im rewatching fh and it always makes me laugh so much
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ehlihr · 7 days
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the long quiet is like the balrog in that im firmly against wings
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