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egot1stical · 15 hours
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this autism month, Say No to Autism Speaks, Say Yes to Autism FREAKS
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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening
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it could mean anything
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had to redra wmy favourite scene in the game and holy shite it was a difficult
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egot1stical · 15 hours
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 
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egot1stical · 1 day
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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
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egot1stical · 1 day
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You guys know it’s okay to hype up black women you can’t sexualize right ? It’s okay to hype up black women who don’t fit your beauty standards. It’s alright to like them when they aren’t naked and giving you sexual pleasure. It’s okay to reblog and like “ugly” or “unattractive” or “plain looking” black women
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egot1stical · 1 day
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter
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egot1stical · 1 day
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i miss the ace attorney promotional art that had actual Personality in it so badly. never forget what they took from us.
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egot1stical · 1 day
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guy who has the doesn't-feel-real disorder: idk why but i don't feel real :-(
guy who has the major-memory-loss disorder: idk it just feels like there's a gap where yesterday is supposed to be :-( weiird
guy who has the different-person-every-hour disorder: woa h guys idk why i said that yesterday that doesn't rly sound like me :-(
DID: the disorder you know you have but it still surprises you every time! only $9,99 (childhood not included)
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