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Egg n Jay
Dream SMP fanblog collab || art, incorrect quotes, text posts, other || @zipper-arson || @jay-dsmp-fanblog
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Hey guys! Egg here :]
Just a small psa that this account is no longer active due to some personal problems between Jay and I, thank you all for following our account! Bye now :]
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exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream
quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him
quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you
tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house
dream: are you ghostbur?
ghostbur: yes!
Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)
dream:
dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?
jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis
dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman
ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm
Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy
purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit
dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this
technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first
dream: you’re literally a pig
technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British
Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.
glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something
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Child Y/N: daddy I want this toy
Dad schlatt: we all fuckin want things
Dad Schlatt: I'm broke, okay?
Child Y/N: you're what now!? broke!?
Child Y/N: nah. I can't fuck with broke bitches
Dad Schlatt: is that right? And where the fuck you gonna go?
Child Y/N: I bet my new foster family would buy me this toy
Child Y/N: you know what?
Child Y/N: STRANGER DANGER!
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Technoblade: Where’s Philza, Tommy, and Wilbur?
(Y/n): They’re playing hide and seek.
Technoblade: Where?
(Y/n): I don’t think you get how this game works.
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(Y/n): We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tommy will eat and not eat.
Wilbur: Grass? Yes!
(Y/n): Moss? Yes!
Wilbur: Leaves? Ohh, yeah!
(Y/n): Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Wilbur: Worms? Sometimes!
(Y/n): Rocks? Usually nah.
Wilbur: Twigs? Usually!
(Y/n): Techno’s cooking? Inconclusive!
Philza: How did you... test this?
(Y/n): You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it!
Philza: I don’t know how to feel about this...
Technoblade: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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(Y/n): Are we really going to let Philza keep Tommy?
Wilbur: We kept Technoblade.
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(Y/n): Bye Philza! Bye Tommy! Bye Wilbur! Bye Techno! By Philza!
Tommy: You said ‘bye Philza’ twice.
(Y/n): I like Philza.
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(Y/n): There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Tommy: Have everyone stand.
Philza: Bring three more chairs!
Wilbur: The most important ones can sit down.
Technoblade: Kill three.
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Just posting this because I’m at a party and I’ve tried to get drunk (I’m legal, don’t worry <3) but alcohol doesn’t do anything for me except make me sad and want to be alone so I’m currently holding myself up in a room doing this :)
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Tubbo: I'm on Tumblr now
Ranboo: Oh man I'm also on Tumblr, they don't know my account though so they freak out whenever I say that on stream
Tubbo: They don't know my account either!
Ranboo: Wow we both have secret accounts?
Tubbo: oh my god let's follow each other on our secret accounts
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A scene from Jay and I’s roleplay on discord :)
My anatomy be wack tho 😭✋ // 3 hours (3 days in all tho since I was procrastinating:’) )
-Egg/Zipper
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Technoblade || 3 1/2 hrs
#Technoblade#techno#mcyt fanart#dsmp#dsmp fanart#mcyt#fire#flag on fire#L'manburg#lmanburg flag#anarchy
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BTW ITS PRECIOUS JEWEL AMOR I MISPELLED IT SO BAD
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Tubbo: Drink water! It's helpful in so many ways! Thirsty? Drink water! It's too hot? Drink water! Want clear skin? Drink water!
Techno: Tired of someone? Drown them.
Tubbo: Exactly!
Tubbo:
Tubbo: Wait
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Ndowjxowbdkwn-- I don't do digital art like ever but my sister gave me a pen for it and I'm not disappointed with it-- || Dunno why I'm on a Ranboo thing rn but I am || 1:42:20
-Jay
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Ranboo! || so I did this in a crystal shop bc my mom is taking classes on it- so I drew Ranboo ☺️
-Jay
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Tubbo in a box.
-Egg/Zipper
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TW:‼️Mentions of self harm‼️
Well Jay, tears are kind of like salt water which is water but with a high concentration of salt. But I think that if Ranboo wanted a way to self harm without leaving scars that he could cry and pretty much do that :P
-Egg/Zipper
You guys think Ranboo can cry? Like without it being painful or anything? Or would it hurt him since it’s like- water?
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You guys think Ranboo can cry? Like without it being painful or anything? Or would it hurt him since it’s like- water?
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Heres an okay wilbur that I drew :) funfact: Wilbur is my favorite adult in the SMP!! Hes pretty relatable and hes a huge comfort streamer for me :) also this is one of my favorite scenes from the smp!! :D
Drawing Program: Procreate
Hours Taken: 2 hours and 5 Minutes
- Egg/Zipper ❤️
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