Valerie~29~Montreal ♥ I love video games, tattoos, my cat and my life is complete now that Cardcaptor Sakura is back in my life. I garden and slowly getting into the green witch lifestyle 🌿😌🧙🏼♀️
theres something cool about how tyler oakley still regularly uses this site. when thebootydiaries is just in an endlessly repeating 2016 queue, when dan & phil & jacksepticeye & seth everman have all migrated completely to twitter, when markiplier & john green have been reduced to just "classic tumblr" memes, when the rest were all banned for being russian spies. i have no idea what tylers up to these days but i appreciate that he's still here just being a regular ass tumblr user.
Imagine being mama Esme, you need to take care of a disco ball, a killer bride, a psychic, a major in the confederate army, a lumberjack, a human that wants to be a disco ball, and their daughter that was a threat to the volturi for the rest of your fucking life
one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while she’s still human because jacob is basically screaming “NO!! HE’S GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GOD”