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My new glasses are round...
If I wanted to be engaged to Harry Potter, I'd rather go for Daniel Radcliff himself
#things my boyfriend says#harry potter#glasses#good luck with that#boyfriend turned fiance#things my fiance says
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You need to live longer than me. I don't wanna stick around without you; YOU can deal with that!
My boyfriend about the future (and farts... because science says that your partner breathing your farts will keep them alive longer)
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[Puts wrench to my head]
Let me fix those loose bolts of yours
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Meet our cats: Milo and Snickers
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[While loudly laughing] You are the most beautiful mental case I've ever known
Boyfriend (june 2020)
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About the future...
Me: I don't wanna be a first time mom at nearly 40
BF: Don't worry, I'll knock you the fuck up!
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I thought if I shouted louder, you'd look nicer
Boyfriend, while taking a picture of me and trying to make me laugh
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You used to be way more dorky.
- What, like my glasses?
No, just your FACE
Boyfriend, talking about old pictures of me
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Because I give you the chance to use your brain
After asking BF why he let me derp around so much
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Enjoy yourself, you miserable cunt
Said in a loving voice by my boyfriend
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this is a harvest mouse appreciation post
literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz
tiny bean ! friendly bean
they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u
if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song
just look at this tiny nugget !!!
harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators
tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !
momma with itty puffs
kisses !! 1 hit KO
they are literally too small how dare
harvest mice !!!
harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harv e s t m i c e !! ! !!!
thankyou for your time
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
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Despite the tons of cat pictures I have I keep forgetting to post them here -_-
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Hard candy eye of Sauron in his chocolate cake tower
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Look at what our team did! :D
Also, butt flap ;)
Item 10. IMAGE or GIF. Create a piñata shaped like Dinomite, Wooster, Fograt, or Elopus. Fill it with kindness.
Both members of Team Mango finally met up!
With their powers combined, they made a Dinomite piñata. Not wanting to harm the G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S. official mascot, they decided to make piñata cookies instead, to be devoured in its place.
And what better messages of kindness than gishtips?
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