friendly reminder that i literally, actually cannot die, and id love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down

wow, can’t believe malec is the only thing keeping me going

me, sadly touching the url i just took for my warlock. i dont know how i feel about it.

im bout to flip tumblr ..... the urls i want arent taken, let me have them

me, suddenly: i can make an rp blog for my hexblade warlock tiefling of levistus, penitence...

𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖓𝖚𝖘 𝖇𝖆𝖓𝖊 / 𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖟𝖊𝖑𝖉𝖆.

   𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒      together ,     as  if  in  prayer ,     and  closed  his  eyes .          ❝     My  father ,     ❞          he  said ,     and  Clary  heard  Alec  suck  in  his  breath  with  a  gasp .          ❝     My  father ,     who  art  in  Hell ,     UNHALLOWED  be  thy  name .     Thy  Kingdom  come ,     thy  will  be  done ,     in  𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪  as  it  is  in  𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑 .     Forgive  not  my  sins ,     for  in  that  𝙵𝙸𝚁𝙴  𝙾𝙵  𝙵𝙸𝚁𝙴𝚂  there  shall  be  neither  loving  kindness ,     nor  compassion ,     nor  redemption .     𝙈𝙔  𝙁𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 ,     who  makes  war  in  high  places  and  low ,     come  to  me  now ;     I  call  you  as  your  son ,     and  incur  upon  myself  the  ɹǝsdousıqılıʇʎ  oɟ  ʎonɹ  snɯɯouıuƃ .     ❞

so uh… starter call.

oh i should. find out if asmy exists in exandria..

edit: he does! cool. in the same context, too. time to fuck exandria up.

i dont have “delusions of grandeur” i AM grand and powerful and very, very sexy and you all just have to accept that

this blog still says i’m 19 i

so uh... starter call.

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