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eatsbop · 18 hours
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Big sibling...............
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eatsbop · 18 hours
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this official art :’)
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eatsbop · 18 hours
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my mama did not raise a fool. maybe a psycho but not a fool.
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eatsbop · 18 hours
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Cannot escape big sibling reblogging stuff from me and tagging it taehoon......... Real life curses
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eatsbop · 18 hours
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Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?
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eatsbop · 18 hours
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imagine being loved by me (threat)
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eatsbop · 1 day
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would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
things to remember:
nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
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eatsbop · 2 days
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*coughs loudly then leaves*
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eatsbop · 2 days
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I'll just think everyone is from chiba and everyone is an autumn baby. Where are you from? Chiba. Born when? November. Blood type 007. Tiger aquarius. In november?! Say you follow the lunar calendar. Say you're 42 if they're in their 20's, 25 if they're in their 40's. Wear the most synthetic looking pink wig. Halfway reveal dramatically that it isn't a wig but your real hair. Say you double majored in an eating contest and awarded good citizen for paying extra rounds for everyone in the coin laundry. Politicians lie all the time and get elected, do it for extra terrestrial friends.
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eatsbop · 2 days
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How is this cold getting worse so quickly i can't even open my eyes properly lmao
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eatsbop · 2 days
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so much i wanna say but nah
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eatsbop · 2 days
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Another Makoto so I have to post about it. Hi, Makochan. I hope you are well. Eat and sleep properly.
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eatsbop · 2 days
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The worst time to catch a cold is every time.
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eatsbop · 2 days
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Anyway that reminds me i was so out of it yesterday that i couldn't remember for real if chicken is the plural of chick. I was like, isn't children = many child so chicken = many chick
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eatsbop · 2 days
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I just need to complain for a bit like sure he is sexy man to you i understand you're probably trying to look the other way but even for the completely unhinged is it normal to make jokes like "ohh lala t*ddler's ass gimme some" ?? Like i think if idk the jokes should be more like "hehe cutie children i wanna dip them in hot oil" ????? Like both wrong but why is that the first thought?? When you look at newborns and you have violence in your heart i think they just look like misshapen bread that you wanna put in blender like????? Idk my head hurts
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eatsbop · 2 days
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I mean I kept forgetting and I kept being disappointed
I thought he was a furry.. *clicks erase tool with zero whimsy*
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eatsbop · 2 days
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I'm not upset or whatever I'm not even sure if I qualify as tired but my ear isn't in its usual swag of hearing ability within 2000 mile radius and it fucking bothers me I'm going
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