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eatsbop · 10 days
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Stop playing air supply oppa's making love out of nothing at all I can't say all the fucking words lmao why would you make this banger so hard to sing some einstein shit in the lyrics
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eatsbop · 10 days
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Kayden sulking in the basement after arguing with Pluton.
Jiwoo and Curtin managed to convince them somehow not to kill each other.
Curtin watches Kayden's back as he faces the wall, muttering curses to himself.
Curtin finally approaches him, footsteps heavy.
"Is fighting all you really care about? Snap out of it." He stops by his side.
Kayden scoffs, "What else is there?"
Curtin placing a hand on his shoulder, "The dishes. It's your turn, you lazy freeloading bum. You think you can skip by throwing a tantrum? Get your arse in the kitchen."
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eatsbop · 10 days
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Taehoon: growing taller Dabin: "Something's wrong, Minji-yah. I think he's seriously addicted to insoles." Taehoon: abs becoming more defined Dabin: "Minji-yah, I think Uncle Hansoo is starving him." Taehoon: turns a year older (like every year) Dabin: "Who the fuck is this??" Taehoon: returns home from his military service Dabin: "Hello, Uncle Hansoo, there's a strange man in your house. I called the police."
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eatsbop · 10 days
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Pluton gets injured after fighting What's-His-Name-Gestella's-Henchman.
Jiwoo and his friends carried him back home (he's not injured critically, they won't just quit fussing over him so he's like "carry me fine, whatever helps you sleep better later").
Kayden and Curtin are like, "What happened to you?"
Pluton, pushing his hair back dramatically with a sigh, "Yeah.. remember how I said I came here to destroy you, Kayden.."
Kayden, snapping his fingers, "Yeah, you remind me every morning before I can even breathe. 'Don't get me wrong, Kayden Break, I am here to destroy you yadda yadda'. Sure. How can I forget? What about it?"
Pluton, sailing through his sarcasm with practiced ease, "Yeah, so Gestella actually sent me and now she sent another guy to remind me cause I'm apparently taking too long."
"No shit. You've been here weeks, man."
"Cause I was waiting for you to get better. It just doesn't sit right with me to attack someone so helpless."
Kayden, looking at him from head to toe, "Want me to shave your head?"
Jiwoo pushing him back, "Please, Kayden-nim, he saved me and my friends."
Kayden barely hanging to reason, "Like he's not with those guys in the first place? So what are you trying to say now? I gotta wait for you to get better so we can go on with your assassination-duel whatever? Hey, Curt, heal this guy."
And Curtin just calmly stands.
The kids and Pluton watch him as he walks across the room.
He takes a bandaid from the first aid box.
Returns and laid the single lone bandaid on Pluton's forehead.
He didn't even bother peeling it off from its paper strip.
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eatsbop · 11 days
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We don't get eclipses here. We tan in the sun like men.
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eatsbop · 11 days
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Bandaids, gauze, medical tape, cotton pads thank you for your service
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eatsbop · 11 days
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032: "So how's the divorce going?"
004 at the far corner of the room, cackling audibly
002, unblinking: "If this continues I might lose custody over you and 004."
032: "What bull..?"
006 (for no reason other than why not), placing a hand on 032's shoulder: "If it is as what Dad says, we can't do anything about it. I'm sorry."
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eatsbop · 11 days
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@heelys4feelys
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I'm glad I could be of assistance during this difficult time. I thought we'd go straight to 002 and 003's divorce arc but here we are watching these poor salarymen get thrown around by a teenager, may they receive proper severance pay.
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eatsbop · 12 days
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Pluton, snapping his fingers: "Aw, shucks. He attacked Jiwoo and my hand slipped and I ended up killing him. Guess I'm the enemy now. No point going through my mission, hehe."
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eatsbop · 12 days
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Ijin, sitting down with Yookyeong's family: "Not to be a hater but when are you all planning to adjust to normal life.."
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eatsbop · 12 days
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"I've made a family in the most fucked up place and maybe we've pointed guns at each other but we can't hold a candle to how dysfunctional some of this peaceful country's families are."
- Ijin, probably
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eatsbop · 12 days
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"Why is he doing so much to protect me?"
He's.. your bodyguard. Miss, please calm down. He's a teenager. Maybe the real enemy is the feeling you've been catching along the way. Say it ain't so I'm
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eatsbop · 12 days
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You took a knife out only for Ijin to hit your arthritis spot I'm so sorry I have no words to appease your dignity.
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eatsbop · 17 days
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If you need a reason not to hate me so much for Kwon Yuri spam, I cut my hair way too short I've lived the past week with a humongous bald spot at the back of my head. For a full explanation of how ugly it looks: I have received many reassuring words.
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eatsbop · 17 days
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Reading words similar to my self talk, thought-wise, is validating.. but under Kwon Yuri's voice is kind of.. uh.. let's just say I gave my inner voice a massive side-eye, author-nim.
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eatsbop · 17 days
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Happens to the best of us, buddy..
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eatsbop · 17 days
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I'm not claiming to be full batshit psycho but on a scale of 1 to 5 I'm around 9.5 and I'd still call 112 on this dude.
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