Dan: It'll be fun.
Dan: We'll make a day of it.
Dan: Come on you punk bitch.
MC: I can't believe I have to say this but...
MC: I don't have time to get tested for STIs with you tomorrow.
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Jessy: MC said I was their second favourite person, and I was bummed, but then they said Lilly is third. They have no favorite person. Theyβre holding the position open.
MC, from far away: Little does she know Jake's my favourite.
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Cleo: MCβ¦
MC: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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MC: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.
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I'm lucky Jake doesn't exist or I'd be embarrassed to say this πβ€οΈ
I would love for Jake to say something in Moonvale in reference to this conversation knowing that he said he had read the chats, he doesn't fool me, he sure got excited (?
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Jake: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Phil: What's wrong with you??
Jake: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
MC: No, he means other than that.
Jake: Ohhhhhh.
Jake: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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Richy as a child: I canβt wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
Richy now: I canβt wait to go to bed.
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MC: Thomas, fuck off.
MC: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
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Dan: New year, new me.
Lilly: Bitch, itβs August.
Dan: Time is an illusion.
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My heart π₯Ήπ₯Ή
Imagine...
You're sleeping soundly after a movie night with Jake.
He wakes up earlier, and looks at you a little longingly. He has to go now.
Carefully, he caresses your face while smiling. This makes you feel a chill through your body feeling his fingers.
You open your eyes with a smile, but then you realize that he is gone.
Only a small piece of paper with a 'We will meet again soon :)' lies on your nightstand.
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How many times had he stayed reading that message? How many times had he dreamed of hearing her voice pronouncing that word? And now that he had done it, he had been staring at her.
The young woman looked at him worried. Had she said something wrong? She had just said, 'Jake, I'm glad to finally meet you.' It was the only thing she had said.
Maybe she had been overly enthusiastic? Or she may have thought she sounded ridiculous when she spoke. But not. When she saw his cheeks blush, she blinked in confusion.
βCan youβ¦ Can you say it again?β he asked, a little shyly.
βSay what?β
Jake turned even redder, unable to say it. For him, he thought it was the best thing he had heard in so many years, that it would surely be ridiculous to her.
βI think you already knowβ¦β He looked away, hoping not to look ridiculous.
She understood, letting out a small laugh.
She placed her hands on the young man's face, so that he looked directly into her eyes.
He could see a big smile on her face, with a pair of eyes full of life.
"Jake..." she whispered, unable to erase her smile.
A wave of heat ran through his body as he heard the sweet intonation of his name. He had heard how her mouth had moved again as she pronounced 'Jake'. He couldn't help but smile. His name in her mouth was better than he had dreamed of.
He tried not to let any tears come out of his eyes, he didn't want to seem like he had been wanting to hear it again for years.
He leaned forward, carefully pressing his forehead to hers. He took a deep breath, while his heart beat fast. More. He wanted to hear his name more times from her. He didn't want his name to be forgotten again. He wanted her to be the only one who remembered him.
"I love the way it sounds with your voice," he said slowly. βI want to be able to hear my name when you wake up next to me, when you need to call me because you need to drown your sorrows, when you miss me,β He pulled away a little, caressing her cheek lovingly. βIf you are ever bothered by something I have done or said, if you need my help.β He saw how she was the one at the end who looked like she was going to cry, with that sweet smile. βAlso listen to it every night. Please do it.β
The young woman nodded, seeing that his eyes were also shining with tears.
She gave him a small kiss on his lips, without erasing the smile.
βYour name is one of my favorite words that existβ in the young woman's voice, the happiness she was feeling at that moment could be appreciated. βSo you're always going to have me say it. While you, Mr. Jakeβ she put her index finger on his chest, with a mischievous smile. βyou send me at least one message every day that you are okay, okay?β
Jake laughed, taking her hand and kissing her finger gently. She blushed, watching how he then kissed her hand and pulled her waist with the other.
βShall we seal it?β he asked whispering against her lips.
βWe sealed itβ¦ Jakeβ¦β
Their deal was sealed with a much longer kiss. A kiss that he didn't want to break.
That night, his name was saying in a way he would never forget.
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Lilly: Would you rather have 30 million dollars or 30 million loyal friends?
Jake: The fuck am I going to do with 30 million friends?
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Yes!! Yess!! And yes!!!!
Imagine Jake on a motorcycle π₯΅
Omg....
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Thomas, flirting: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Dan, also flirting: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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