life goals: become famous just to live of excesses and extravagance and then die from drug overdose or commit suicide before 30s
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Rachel Ray took a sip of her mimosa.
Gordon Ramsay adjusted his shirt collar nervously.
Bobby Flay gulped and wiped the sweat from his brow.
“Are you all ready to excel in the culinary field?”
“Yes, Cooking Mama.” They all said in unison.
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you’re someone’s dream person
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Rats… we’re rats… we’re the rats…
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@albastargazer lmao… can u relate?!
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me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*
me to me:
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me in the middle of the forest at 4 am: i want to see my little boy
bigfoot, carrying mothman in his arms: here he comes
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me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety
my therapist:
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